My thoughts are why return to my native land to die.
I will stay here and pay whatever the gov. hospital charges.
Its less stressful than going home where most of my friends have already passed on
At least here I have a loving family and good friends to help send me on my way to wherever
The bucket hat she is wearing is the cause of the accident and her erratic dancing
She can't see squat with it jammed on her head squeezing what little brain she had
When you finally get back to Aus, please tell Albo and anyone else how you feel.
No doubt he will be impressed with your tale of being bitch slapped by a monkey