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Ralf001

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  1. Yeah I blew a seal on my main bath Hafele bum gun on the weekend. I have spare units on hand ready to sway in.
  2. 0.02 to 0.05% of births. Jog along and go gobble some penis.
  3. If rent contract is in your name.... You are the house master. no owner Id/tabien baan required which is why they not ask for it.
  4. Females are not born with a penis.
  5. I was born male, as there are only two genders, what is gay and how could you be born that?
  6. They are legal in Australia if installed by a licenced plumber with correct backflow prevention.
  7. having a shower after everytime I do a <deleted> is ratther inconvenient. Raises the question though, you <deleted> then shower... seperate bar of soap for your anus or ?
  8. would like to see without the filter.. I suspect sub 5.
  9. Got pulled over on the way home today not far from my house, 2 cans consumed in the 1 hour commute. Breath test reading was 0.02. Well under the 0.05 limit.
  10. If you (bare foot) step in dog poo. Do you wipe it off or hose it off ?
  11. yeah but that is over all, this thread is a bout driving a car not riding a scooter. so the statistic for car deaths would be what iam asking for.
  12. and yet a woman that will do a dozen guys at the same is awesome fun. gotta love a good old-fashioned orgy!
  13. Explains why ive not seen Mya Mya online for a while.
  14. If your under wear contain excrement after using a bum gun you are not using it correctly.
  15. Decent coin... I shoulda not let me 20yr old spinner go, I could retire on her income !
  16. I hold me cheeks apart and give a little twerk... job done. these are great for a gentle soothing enema as well.... just need to dial back the water pressure a tad.
  17. I think Transman shacked up with a bar lass and she fleeced him.
  18. You have gone from buying "a" drink to "a couple" of drinks. Whats the next step in your fairy tale ?
  19. She is looking for someone to pay her to do the nasty.... You asking her about being a friend. How much time of hers did you waste and why are you surprised at her reaction?
  20. They are still around... I see them often on the M7 traveling between BKK and PTY.
  21. Maybe the drones are spotters for the armed robot dogs.
  22. Absolutely, but the fella who bought her from the bar also needs to remove the bar scene from his lifestyle too. Expecting them to stay at home whilst ya go back and rail their bar friends is never going end up peachy.
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