Put as firebreak all round my land, built a concrete road around it.........of course the usual village idiots said my road was illegal, I was going to build a resort, cant do that etc...... then later when the hillside caught fire from one of the neighbours land the same idiots asked if the could come onto my land use my road to drive a fire engine up it to quell the flames (steep hill)..... you cant fix stupid. The road gave easy access up to the top, previosuly dirt track impassable after rainy season.
Reminds me I must build that resort one day they mentioned.
Yeah I fit in like a sore thumb to some of the locals......thankfully there are a few decent ones in the village also.