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Lucky Bones

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  1. There are road rules 'aplenty in Thailand. There is only one reality. Always expect the unexpected and never ever think that another Thai driver gives a toss about you or your family. You will be buried along with the gift box of bird juice followed by a wai. Good luck with your expectations.πŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒ
  2. Photo opportunity, a new shiny medal from the 20 Baht shop and a handful of 7/11 stamps. Job complete.πŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒ
  3. Good to see "Grab a Granny" back in fashion.πŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒ
  4. Where there is a BG you will likely find a tourist.πŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒ
  5. Find a wholesale shop if thirsty 2-5pm. Never again need 7/12, Makro, retail etc. Buy a pack, heaps cheaper. Plenty in the cities towns & villages. πŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒ
  6. Where is the money?πŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒ
  7. Nope. Remember that you pay them to leave, not for their company. You da boss. Squeeze in one or more shared shower before and after chicken rice from street vendor. Be creative.πŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒ
  8. Not sure why the OP has his <deleted> in a twist. Different countries, different education, different beliefs, different customs etc etc. Never the twain shall meet. Relax, zip mouth and enjoy this beautiful country.πŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒ
  9. You are indeed blessed. Wifey laughs during sex. Keeps on repeating "Somchai" into the phone.πŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒ
  10. She thanks the Lord Buddah for small merciesπŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒ
  11. Stray cats? Keep up, you are in Thailand now. They are Soi Cats. Cheers.πŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒ
  12. Sorry. Phrases such as; "no-game chavs", and "lame bumming" are outside of my pay grade.πŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒ
  13. Lucky Bones

    Isaan Woman

    And you ask this question because?πŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒ
  14. Are you sure it's the BG being an abject failure and not your pecker drooping?πŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒ
  15. Seems to be a Thai thing. Pinoccchio Cha-Cha must have chaired thousands of committees. Likely baht is involved πŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒ
  16. ....serious gunshot wound to the head......and she gave a report? Wow, some kind of woman.πŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒ
  17. Must to be retired or waiting for 11:00/17:00 beer o'clock.πŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒ
  18. Oh. The OP bought some free cat food? I love the use of English sometimes. No offence intended OP. It just made me chuckle.πŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒ
  19. Beg to differ. 4 PM's. Each knowing their given role at the moment. Thoxin Pinocchio Cha-Cha Daughter Thoxin, and Jolly Green Giant. (Prawit missed roll-call as he was asleep again.)πŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒ
  20. What happens when the bottles are finished? Who goes to Mom & Pop's for # 4, 5 & 6?πŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒ
  21. Without a doubt still looking like a homeless Ronald McDonald.πŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒ
  22. Huh? That thing can not get a woody. Not much joy for she.πŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒ
  23. Yes. The handclapping alerted me to my wifey's joy when I went back for some months.πŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒ
  24. All this AI flying around and still no tele-transportation. Beam me (and my containers) up Scottie.πŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒ
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