Gottfrid

But they missed to drive into, and f-k up, the electricity.

But, you are trying to use logic and common sense???? Have you forgotten where we are? ????

I think we all should show our support today, be making kebabs and eating a pita bread. We can call it the Thai communion!

I just wish people would have a witness that they said such things or make it official before. Not try to steal 15 minutes of fame as a newly appointed Madame with the crystal ball. Hey, man! They accually use electric schocks to bring back people to life. ???? Giveém a break. Nah, that one exists because nobody wrote a training manual. ????

No need to look much. Just take a look at the hair style. Only a psycho can choose that.

No biggie! We all knew it would come a good taxi-man story, as one on them had a meltdown on video outside a hotel last week for not being able to fleece a tourist. That´s called balance between good and evil. ????

No, it was the price hike of all eggs, not the difference between sizes that was the point. It never stood anything about that people would change to size 1 instead of size 0 because of the difference of 10 baht, as all eggs have gone up in price. That means the ones who buy size 0 will think that is expensive now as well as the ones who buy size 1. However, I am pretty sure they will also continue to buy the size they want as all gone up approx. the same percentage. That will not change just because the egg seller fear something, that they have absolutely no evidence for whatsoever. What will be the result, is that you will have it harder to find the big eggs that you want, as they might stop selling them. However, don´t be sad. There is a great solution. Just take two and fry a double egg instead. Yummy! ????

If the law says so, they can. But, maybe you know better

Never heard of it

Yeah, that´s what happens when you try to transport 20 people in re-modelled pick-up cars without any seat belts.

Eating small mussels???? Yeah it goes hand in hand with many other things. They can not wait for the bananas to be finished and eat them green. They can not wait for mango to be finished and eat them small and super sour. They make papaya salad out of not ripe Papaya. The only thing they can wait for is the Pla Ra to get as old as possible. Like Ripe beyond imagination. So ripe it´s rancid and rotten.

Yeah, using Pattaya 2nd Road as his private racing track at 3 am in the morning. Hmmm.....No big loss for the brain pool.

Then you do not know about the fragile heart and mind of a Thai man. Some wife´s get killed for just refusing to have sex when they feel the urge.

Ok, let´s help you. They were not talking about the choice of eggs related to the difference in price. They were talking about the price hike of eggs.

The answer is simple. Reputation, man. If you were on dates with almost all girls in the country, you are definitely falling under the butterfly section. It spread quickly. Now all mothers in Thailand are warning their daughter for you. ????

, as long as you not kick the door ????

Ok, man! Just feel free to go out with all that is so terrible with Ubon! Where do you live, that is soo good? Think about the air quality before answering that ????

Glad to hear that only stable and sane people are allowed to have guns in Thailand.

Yeah, but as of now they do not need to be Thai´s either. I am not Thai, but I can live here without claiming a part of the country. There is 2 choices here: 1. Stay, shut up and put out the praying mat when time. 2. Move to the right side of the border and get back the state they talk about. That´s even more simple!

Beggars belief!

Yes, and airport area is considered to be, after you stamped out or before you stamp in to a country. In reality, no mans land, which means it can not be a part of the city, right?

Yeah, then they must feel like home, but a little bit better treated. At least nobody fooled them by putting up cameras that later no work.

What is wrong? I stated that a dog should not bite, right? After that I also did not think the boy provoked the dog. Please, learn to read.

The last sentence was supposed to be out of sarcastic nature. Next time I do such thing, I will remember to send you a PM. ????

That´s the words from a person that only sees black and white. Welcome to Thailand, the grey zone, where everything is possible. ????