Sandboxer

TGM - Thai German Meats, available in almost ever major sper/hypermarket. Stupid expensive and only about mid level quality IMO but still 100000x better than the disgusting versions made for the local palates.

I have the same problem in the crappy "lipstick on a pig" $200k "luxury" condo in Phuket I've intermittently lived in for the last 8 years. It takes about 6-8 weeks (depending on humidity/time of year) of normal Phuket weather to develop mold on my bed frame, sheets and pillows, which also has a crappy quality leather covered headboard. So over the years I've learned to take off all fabric items before I go away on longer trips, and just deal with wiping down the wooden frame and headboard with mold remover once I return. Mattress has never been affected, oddly. This time I was gone for only 15 days and came back to THIS - thought a friggin' sheep had died on the bed! I know that there are products that instead of just removing it, also prevent future spore buildup, like concobrium, but I haven't been able to find anything here (Lazada, shoppee etc) that seem to do the job. Unfortunately, I can only leave the two balcony doors open about 1 cm, otherwise rain will be brought in by the wind. I I'm soooo pissed, this time I had to trash my super comfy/expensive duck down pillow, the only one I can sleep on and get a good night's....

As always in these situations, dump the useless old "girl" and get get a younger model. Personally. I prefer mine to not spurt because I'm straight.

If your wife is Thai, just have her lodge all sorts of complaints with the police. Basically drown the woman in legal difficulties (pay cops a bit too of course). Dog - leave a bowl of antifreeze in your garden.

Life became a lot easier here once I stopped caring what the locals think about me and I stopped being overly polite just to gain their approval. Was a total waste of time IMO. Being my regular aloof self while retaining just basic cultural courtesy gets me the same results.

Whenever some ahole rips me off (or tries to) here, I just try to remember that my grandfathers were driving a car while theirs were still dreaming about one day owning a donkey. Always makes me giggle and immediately forget the issue at hand. Edited just now by Sandboxer

I stopped reading after "Brit" and "01:35am"... Looks like a duck, quacks like a duck.

Pretty one-sided week. Poo cat 6 : 0 Dumbazz tourists

I can relate. Not wife but gf. Going on 3 yrs, and everything is actually really good - except that I'm not attracted to her sexually anymore even though she is quite an attractive and sexy woman. I blame it my history (literally, thousands of pros, with a handful of longterm gfs). I have side fun with a pro about once, sometimes twice a week now (gf and I do not live together yet) and I feel guilty every time. I do love her in every sense of the word - except physically. Part of me thinks I should just let her go and continue to be the slut I am, but I'm too selfish because life really is better with her. *sigh*

Went to Thailand first time on a "golfing" trip, brought her back herpes. Easy peasy. (Joke.....it was warts....damn toilet seats).

I brush my teeth with Kamagra and then squeeze a dozen satchels ito my brekkie cereal along with the daily crushed up 1000mgs of Zithromycin and Acyclovir . Goes best with Fruit Loops.

Failed special swim operation.????

My Th-og, like most Thais, will just take the scooter (it's an automatic so only needs 2 of his paws) to the 711 twenty meters down the road to get himself a treat.

About 20% of soi 6 just this year, so whatever that adds up to, plus another 100 or so to go till NYE.

If they can't even get their noses out of the world's biggest terrorist's anus in Ukraine, I'm sure they have no problems doing business with some (in their eyes) nobody on the other side of the world.

It's spelled k-a-t-o-e-y ????

It's like that time I took my mom along on a gang bang....prolly should have thought it through a bit more I am doing a research paper for my Psych 101 class - do you mind if I PM and ask a few questions about what life is like as a man without a penis with an inability to focus on the actual question being asked?

As the title says..... Yes, I know how to Google, but I'm looking for specific recommendations/experiences. Thanks. PS. That popular expat car rental place that I have used before is already fully booked, hence my post.

Aye caramba, it was a joke/sarcasm!!!! ????

The funniest thing here is your username.

About 400 people in total showed up says gf. I still haven't been asked but I've put 50k in an envelope and hand it to mum or dad later tonight. I really liked the guy so don't mind at all.... Quite a nice show, actually....

I read his post as saying he has a Thai GF AND a Thai BF. The joke/sarcasm went so far over your heads that if your turned around now and tied to chase it down there's no way you'd catch up.????

Ever since I posted about being in the market for a pickup, every time I open up AN I see ads from One2car for pickup trucks (mosty MG) at prices that seem a bit too low knowing how well cars retain their value here. Do MGs have have a much higher initial "off the lot" drop? My BS radar is telling me not to waste my time even contacting them but I might be wrong. Opinions? Here's a screenshot of one of these ads.

I fly AA almost weekly within Thailand and always pay via (local) bank app/ QR code/scan.

Horrible. sincere condolences.