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Sandboxer

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  1. The only thing good about Cam is the airport because it provides the fastest method of getting as far away for that Bud Light of a country as possible. S-hole is too nice to describe that woodpile of anuses.
  2. So a person who is poor and was never a brainwashed professionally trained killer got a few bucks, even when he said he didn't want it (maybe because he felt guilty?). I see that as a good thing. Tell your moron of a friend to put on his adult diaper and STFU about it already. It's kinda embarrassing, really.
  3. Rawdog is the norm. More & nicer beaches (8000+ islands!) Christianity as the national sport is more relatable (even for an atheist like me). Locals are more culturally relatable to Westerners, especially Muricans. Slightly cheaper. English generally somewhat intelligible. Can't think of anything else except liberal visa policies and easy/inexpensive permanent residency (SRRV). Otherwise a total s-hole in terms of economic policy, culture of corruption, infrastructure, crappy local cuisine, an absolute lack of pride (yet still thinking their country is somehow "superior") resulting in constant begging if they know you have money, etc etc. - Failippines.
  4. Am I understanding this correctly? Your friend donated/sent $150 to someone in Thailand who actually told him he didn't want any money (even telling your friend to just donate it to someone else)? But your friend insisted, sent it (via a friend), and is now somehow whining that the receiver isn't really from a profession he thought he was? Where exactly is this "scam"? All I see is a pushy do-gooder retard who just can't take a "no".....
  5. Concur, had my first ever package of them last night. Decent.
  6. 30k/month in Bungcuck/Poocrap,Puttaya etc. for a whore wife/gf sounds about right, @500/day for boom boom + 500 (more than a daily McJob wage after all) for pocket money.
  7. So are there crematoriums that have no affiliation whatsoever with temples/monks etc? Just a regular business that you can pay a few thousand baht or whatever for the gas to BBQ your azz?
  8. TGM - Thai German Meats, available in almost ever major sper/hypermarket. Stupid expensive and only about mid level quality IMO but still 100000x better than the disgusting versions made for the local palates.
  9. I have the same problem in the crappy "lipstick on a pig" $200k "luxury" condo in Phuket I've intermittently lived in for the last 8 years. It takes about 6-8 weeks (depending on humidity/time of year) of normal Phuket weather to develop mold on my bed frame, sheets and pillows, which also has a crappy quality leather covered headboard. So over the years I've learned to take off all fabric items before I go away on longer trips, and just deal with wiping down the wooden frame and headboard with mold remover once I return. Mattress has never been affected, oddly. This time I was gone for only 15 days and came back to THIS - thought a friggin' sheep had died on the bed! I know that there are products that instead of just removing it, also prevent future spore buildup, like concobrium, but I haven't been able to find anything here (Lazada, shoppee etc) that seem to do the job. Unfortunately, I can only leave the two balcony doors open about 1 cm, otherwise rain will be brought in by the wind. I I'm soooo pissed, this time I had to trash my super comfy/expensive duck down pillow, the only one I can sleep on and get a good night's....
  10. As always in these situations, dump the useless old "girl" and get get a younger model. Personally. I prefer mine to not spurt because I'm straight.
  11. If your wife is Thai, just have her lodge all sorts of complaints with the police. Basically drown the woman in legal difficulties (pay cops a bit too of course). Dog - leave a bowl of antifreeze in your garden.
  12. Life became a lot easier here once I stopped caring what the locals think about me and I stopped being overly polite just to gain their approval. Was a total waste of time IMO. Being my regular aloof self while retaining just basic cultural courtesy gets me the same results.
  13. Whenever some ahole rips me off (or tries to) here, I just try to remember that my grandfathers were driving a car while theirs were still dreaming about one day owning a donkey. Always makes me giggle and immediately forget the issue at hand. Edited just now by Sandboxer
  14. I stopped reading after "Brit" and "01:35am"... Looks like a duck, quacks like a duck.
  15. Pretty one-sided week. Poo cat 6 : 0 Dumbazz tourists
  16. I can relate. Not wife but gf. Going on 3 yrs, and everything is actually really good - except that I'm not attracted to her sexually anymore even though she is quite an attractive and sexy woman. I blame it my history (literally, thousands of pros, with a handful of longterm gfs). I have side fun with a pro about once, sometimes twice a week now (gf and I do not live together yet) and I feel guilty every time. I do love her in every sense of the word - except physically. Part of me thinks I should just let her go and continue to be the slut I am, but I'm too selfish because life really is better with her. *sigh*
  17. Went to Thailand first time on a "golfing" trip, brought her back herpes. Easy peasy. (Joke.....it was warts....damn toilet seats).
  18. I brush my teeth with Kamagra and then squeeze a dozen satchels ito my brekkie cereal along with the daily crushed up 1000mgs of Zithromycin and Acyclovir . Goes best with Fruit Loops.
  19. My Th-og, like most Thais, will just take the scooter (it's an automatic so only needs 2 of his paws) to the 711 twenty meters down the road to get himself a treat.
  20. About 20% of soi 6 just this year, so whatever that adds up to, plus another 100 or so to go till NYE.
  21. If they can't even get their noses out of the world's biggest terrorist's anus in Ukraine, I'm sure they have no problems doing business with some (in their eyes) nobody on the other side of the world.
  22. It's spelled k-a-t-o-e-y ????
  23. It's like that time I took my mom along on a gang bang....prolly should have thought it through a bit more I am doing a research paper for my Psych 101 class - do you mind if I PM and ask a few questions about what life is like as a man without a penis with an inability to focus on the actual question being asked?
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