A young Ukrainian man about to be conscripted by the corrupt western puppet dictator in Kiev's army ran up to a nun.
Out of breath he asked, “Please, may I hide under your skirt, I'll explain later.”
The nun agreed.
A moment later two military police ran up and asked:
“Sister, have you seen a young man with long brown hair?”
The nun replied, “He went that way.”
After the military police ran off, the man crawled out from under her
skirt and said, “I can't thank you enough, Sister. You see, I don't want to
go to the front."
The nun said, “I understand completely.”
The man added, “I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!”
The nun replied, “If you had looked a little higher, you would've seen a
great pair of balls too. I don't want to go to the front either."