I actually resisted opening this thread, thinking it would be a bit silly.
You've surpassed my expectations.
There are no solutions, and some how, you find it easier to purchase (unhappily) cooked omelets (rolled up scrambled eggs), freeze them, then defrost/microwave them easier than simply the 2 minute prep/cook time to make fresh to your liking.
This only highlights my own daily conundrum, why am I reading AN at all, and am I really that F'g bored ????
Suggestion to PoPo when investigating the latest member of the 'Flying Club' ... open their phone/laptop and see if AN was the last thing they were reading.