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markclover

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  1. The world no longer needs elephant pattern trousers and useless baskets.
  2. Don't use the roads for the next 4 years. Problem solved.
  3. I saw some people shaking a bucket with some vague photo of a kid smiling near a banana tree. They wanted money for the kids. I asked if I could adopt one. He looked at me terrified and then did the no English can't understand your Thai routine. I finally solved their problem and they were speechless.
  4. They put a cup of hot coffee in a plastic bag. I would be furious too.
  5. You walked in and got your exact ticket number as it was called? Never seen that before. Being handed the wrong ticket waiting 6 hours and being told it is the wrong counter I've had that one. Seeing a woman, paying the money and getting a receipt, than coming back a week later to be told she has never seen me before and ignoring the receipt then asking for me to pay again I have had that one. Being told to stand up again and then told to sit when told and place the document into the officers hands gently I have had that one. Having my passport thrown at me had that as well. Having a bucket of water and feces thrown over my legs by the maid at Laos immigration I've had that one.
  6. It's a baby alligator.
  7. They cancel your service if you don't top it up. So the phone just freezes. Just phone them and they will ask a list of idiotic questions and then fix it for you.
  8. I would suggest he leaves the toilet window open on one of his shifts and comes back at night. You should not have to smash your way into the place. The cctv is a problem though. No face no case.
  9. I don't really understand the ''failure'' or ''success''. Their job is clean the house and have reproduce. Your job is work. It doesn't matter where the woman comes from.
  10. The Chinese students are not even rich. If they were rich they would be in England doing their degree. They come to Thailand and enroll in an international program. They work hard and live together. Very polite students and they respect the teachers. Easy to teach as well because they arrive on time, sit in silence and do the work. It doesn't even make sense to target these students for money.
  11. ปลาดอรี่ - Plaa Dori. It is a soft white fish. It's sold in bags at the market all chopped up and prepared so no bones.
  12. Thai's can eat anything. Putrid seafood left out for days. Half cooked pork balls. Down a hot coffee in 30 seconds. It's amazing.
  13. If it's anything like 8 and 10 they can keep it.
  14. Just goes to show how utterly useless the Thai medical system is. People literally need to flown home.
  15. Yes, Thailand has tourists. Please show some respect to the long term teachers that work 40 hour weeks for a McDonald's salary.
  16. We can already make strikingly beautiful works of art using AI. Even experts can't tell the difference and have been duped on various occasions. I am looking forward to AI music (technically far easier to achieve than visual art given the rigid structure of music). AI music will obliterate the music industry. Perhaps that's why this technology has been held back.
  17. Most of them deserve their demise. The places looks like a rubbish dump and they are rarely open.
  18. I'm surprised anyone ''pointed a finger'' without it getting chopped off.
  19. Not much of a conman. He should have got some dirt on the landlady and threaten to publish it.
  20. I always thought girls were like pornstars. I was genuinely disappointed when I first started dating. I wanted to know how to fight, so started doing weights, stretching and punching a bag. I wanted to get better at English and maths so I studied it everyday for a year. Why don't women study porn?
  21. They lost a human for 12 years. lol Looks like all the paperwork and checks are working.
  22. So many grumpy old men pretending they have a real job and are still needed in the modern world. There must an AI somewhere that can be rude, slow and lose paperwork.
  23. I hope all the signs are in Thai, angry little men with no English and the smell of the toilet fills the entire bus. Those are my favorite ones.
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