markclover

She holds the flag at a football match.

All pickup drivers are total dicks. Closely followed by van drivers. Too much inbreeding.

Pretty easy to win when you don't tell anyone else to enter.

Most Thai parents are either drinking or beating their kids. Maybe if we dangle a large bottle over the school the child abuse will lessen.

I think you should collect ''a job''. First one to find one wins.

Another day of: Lets take a look the serial numbers on the gun.

You should not take calls from unknown callers. The ratio of someone wanting to scam you vs your list of 3 friends (who also have messenger apps and their number is stored) is going to be obvious. The number is a scammer.

They need to air drop some books onto them.

This thing weighs a tonne. What is it?

Importing ''young women''. So they are legal age? Isn't the legal age like 12 in Thailand?

During the sports day where I work someone let the students choose the playlist of songs. It was amazing. Hitler's speeches, national anthem of Russia, endless meme music. It went on for a whole day.

Sell the land to a homeless guy for 10 baht then leave the country for a while.

The jobs aren't real. They just list them as available. The jobs are left up long after the position has been filled.

The wording in British passports ''to allow the bearer to pass freely without let or hindrance'' is out of date.

They're all making money expect for the rapist. He should have studied business.

So that's why urine glows in the dark.

Looking at the picture he really did lose face.

I use water. I want to be black.

Women being boring and clueless in the bedroom is bad for relationships as well. Did they research that?

Online never works. Just go in.

The British killed it by selling the factory and blueprints to China. That will do it.

Thailand doesn't have Songkran anymore. It was banned 4 years ago.

There's something for this. Tip the oil three times around the vase and pay the man.

No Seven Eleven is the best. They have a wide range of coffees at the self service area and a fully working bar as well. That's some serious coffee dedication. 14 baht for a strong coffee. One tip is to add a few ice cubes before you put the coffee in. Now it is perfect to drink. The Americano is good as well. Super strong and as black as Jesus.

Not the same for me. No contact details. Just a line ID the woman reads it but doesn't reply. If you phone them you just get ''yes yes yes who are you yes okay'' nothing happens after that. I got a few calls in the middle of the day ''be at immigration by 2pm go now!'' I always had to sit with them. Staring at the floor for 3 hours then they drop me back off at the school. Never sent me a copy of the contract. The woman forgot about a previous call and sent me an angry message ''Stop wasting everyone's time.'' Generally quite rude and lazy staff all round. The quality certainly varies from person to person.