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I have the occasional game of darts. Does that count?

Luckily for me, my other half had a crush on Quasimodo, so now she is only slightly disappointed with what she ended up with.....(that's not me in the picture I hasten to add, he is a 'looker' in comparison.

You should really be regretting those fantasies bearing in mind it's an Aussie, bogan male you have been cracking one out whilst thinking about...

She? She? You do know that the poster you mentioned is a male, Aussie bogan who has had at least 5 prior identities on this forum?

I don't think the bars are shut any days over the coming weekend. I think banks, public offices etc. are closed on the Monday in lieu of the Sunday being a public holiday. Could be wrong though....

No Thanks. It's full of Aussies.

That looks absolutely delicious.

All one and the same and the new incarnation is susanlea. Transam has done battle with them all on and off. 555

Surely you remember sparktrader/bignok/uttaradit/dolf/maybe some other names that passed me by, the artist currently known as susanlea? Bit like Sean Combs/Puff Daddy/P Diddy/Diddy/Love etc but even more of a knob.

Not in the slightest....

You know full well that sparktrader/bignok/uttaradit/dolf has always been like this. Why are you surprised?

Thanks for posting this. I have just purchased some sachets from 7/11 for my mum who suffers from the same problem. Can you please clarify how you take it and how often? I assume it's the whole sachet mixed with 150ml-250ml cold water. Did you take it for several days before any effects or did one sachet do the trick? Would you take it every day or just as and when needed? Any additional info much appreciated and thank you for the useful tip.

Spot on. We would have Evaporated milk on our tinned fruit cocktail or tinned peach halves after the Sunday dinner. The Condensed milk is the stuff they put in the Thai coffee and is much thicker. You could boil a tin of that unopened for about 6 hours and it would become caramel sauce for sticky toffee pudding etc. Thankfully, Carnation now sells the caramel sauce so no need to go to all that effort.

I'm not sure if you are taking the pish or not but I'm told by a few friends who reside in Pattaya that the breakfast here is pretty good (never been myself). It's not a pub but does sell alcohol. They also recommend the 'English takeaway style' Chinese food. https://www.facebook.com/kungshotsausage/menu/

How's your day on the sauce panning out Bob? Having fun? I do agree that it somehow tastes that little bit better on these 'forbidden' days. Cheers 🍻

I must admit, I'm having a few cans of Singha and being frowned at by the Mrs. I cooked a pan of sausages earlier to soak up some of the beer later (sausage, fried onions, coleman's English mustard baguette(s)). Naively, I did it shirtless and got a big spit of hot fat right on my left nipple. A very big 'som num na' from the Mrs. for that one. 555

That chap in the white vest and shorts isn't fitting through a bathroom window to gain access....

Weightlifting?

I think you will find that's the Scottish. Notorious balloon chasers. Anything for a free feed. I saw a Scot drop a one baht coin the other day. He bent down so quickly to pick it up, it hit him on the back of the head.

Says the man who spends half his life in Tinnies Pies....

Gin never gave me any ill effects. I just didn't like the person I could become if I had too many G&T's in my much younger days. Now I do not partake to avoid myself and other people having to suffer the AHole I could morph into. I'm sure a couple of G&T's nowadays wouldn't do me any harm and I always enjoyed the taste.

I always used to think of the worse case scenario outcome even before I had done something whether that be work, going somewhere, an awkward conversation to be had etc. Then one day, I just thought 'feck it, worry about it when there's something to worry about'. I try to continue with that way of thinking but do still have my moments.

But coincidentally, your posting name is a legitimate flight number - it's a Flybe flight between Visby and Stockholm in Sweden. I know, I've got too much time on my hands. I really need to get out more.....

You think 'that leftover moo ping has only been on the table for 2 days uncovered - yeah, it'll be ok to eat'.

I've got some cans of Tappers, couple of Singhas and an Abbo's handbag. Plus two small Smirnoff Ice for the good lady.