Celsius

This is correct. What idiot gave a sad emo to your post. Old guys move here for cheaper living? Newsflash. You are not Thai. You are not insured. You have zero rights....and most importantly you are not 30. Your days of making money are done. Hilarious.

You may end up without a passport, but the upside is you will get free accomodation. BTW 2 month deposits are perfectly legal and you are wrong in just about everything you wrote in your post.

How do you know you won't get dumped again and end up alone?

How is this possible? The account is supposed to be in your name only. Anyhoo I have an easy peasy solution to your problem. Take a 800k loan against yo.... I mean her house.

Funny thing. I landed in Montreal as a fresh new immigrant and from day 1 I could buy my own place even tho I could not speak a word of French. Four years later I sold it using a notary because as you know lawyers in Quebec do not handle real estate. The process was so easy and straightforward compated to even Ontario that to this day I regret selling that small condo in Plateau. No 30 year leases, no scummy company requiremements, no nothing. Just cash in hand from a dirty new immigrant. Yes, even Quebec which is considered a somewhat unfriendly place for immigrants due to language laws had the laws that firmly protected me. The laws in Thailand only change for the worse. The marihuana law will soon be one of those laws too.

X.com was a company Elon created that eventually became paypal. I am pretty sure he never sold that domain name.

In this wall of text I did not see where is this exception that foreigner can own land. 30 year lease is not ownership no matter how you spin it.

Y tu mamá también

Yea.... it's my mom. Here we are sat in traffic just now....

Creating a thread or paying to be loved is not a sign of inteigence. As for occasional fat finger mistakes I am sat in the car again while wifey is driving around to get things done....as per yesterday's photo.

I am sot a sexpat, but I am a sexpat reply

Completely irrelevant replies by 2 sexpats. I don't have issue with sexually ecpereienced women. I have issue with women who have been paid by Arabs, Indians, Japanese and just about every nation on the planet to have done things to them for the exchange of money. But guys like you obviously love sloppy thousands.

You don't have to convince me anything. Your posts speak volumes, especially your top 5 for living in Thailand for such a well travelled prestigious individual

Sounds like a bunch of stopovers on cheap tickets to Thailand.

Dan still looks good. What is his health/workout regimen?

No one will ever know because the only 2 you mentioned are pretty damn shallow even by sexpat standards

From a guy who gloats about his gf weight and age

Yea.... it is terrible having a car in Bangkok being chauffered by old fat ugly Chinese wife with MBA

Your guess is wrong. Not a single bad thing happened to me in Thailand. I am just saying all the supposedly great things you mentioned in your OP are available in your country for more money; you just don't want to pay or you can not afford it. Pretty much the same thing for 85% of Thais who can't afford things in Thailand. But you bash the country that gave you some wealth and passport. Thais do not. Oh and absolutely anyone here even an invalid can get a young gf/wife. This is nothing to gloat about in Thailand. This is why most Thais know the deal with sexpats who live here and are never accepted in what is considered normal social circles. There is absolutely a huge amount of intelligent well mannered women here who want nothing to do with such "Farang".

What nonsense. You mean cheaper. My condo in Toronto and every condo is set up with 1Gbps internet. Most of brand new soon to be decrepit condos due to poor maitenance in Bangkok are limited to 50Mbps.

All the things in the OP are available in the West, including women if you pay them to touch you like you do here. If you come to Thailand for the reasons in the OP you truly failed in life. Including the condo and house rental where you can't swing a cat, where you get free cocroaches and snakes included in your rent and to get anything close to Western kitchen you would have to rent in Ritz Carlton residences or Shangri-La paying 200k a month. Living a fake life in Thailand fooling your mates like you're livin' the dream where your next serious illness will be sponsored by gofundme to beg money from people, so you can go back to the country you hate so much to get free healthcare on other people's tax dime.

She has more money than me. She has more attractiveness than me, She does not live in Isaan with her brother

So you're saying your lady married you because you are fat, ugly, have herpes and mental illness?

I don't think so bud.... My super duper wifey does not do bar economics