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Doctor said, "you don't have much time." I said, "you got the time?" Doc said, "you want some time?" I said, "time is all I have." Doc said, "no." "oh" Then the Doctor said, "Did you really just make up a horrible joke to throw salt in the wounds of people who read the initial joke?" "yes, is it a bad joke." "the worst" "good" "ok"

Is this your opinion? should he not waste time reading either of our messages? lol

I don't know how you have an MBA but no undergrad....anyhow, the UNDERGRAD is the important one. There are many, many problems at schools. If you are Thai, maybe your salary will only be 16,000 and you won't get paid for the first three months (I heard this from a new Thai teacher). If another passport, then if you LOOK Thai you might get complaints from parents....."We want a native speaker!!" Yes, I know you are. Anyhow, the headaches are going to happen. I would apply under your FOREIGN passport, get the falang salary (30k or more) and then say, "Hey, I'm also Thai so we don't need all that paperwork." If your fluent in Thai, then expect a zillion meetings. lol. But without a degree.....yea, that's the problem. Do I know at least FIVE falang teachers who found a way around this problem? yes. but that's another level of shady, and not recommended. and not good for the kids. why teach if you felt getting a BA wasn't important? and if it was/is, then get one. Hard to motivate kids that education is important if you haven't finished your undergrad. It's an industry with tons of paperwork, why do it fraudulently? the requirement is you MUST have your degree... anyhow.

Montana is beautiful, but I'm not saying anyone wants to live in that freezing place during the winter. HOWEVER; my point stands!!!!! On average across the year, no, Manitoba, Canada is not hotter than Montana, United States . Manitoba, Canada has an average temperature of 3°C/37°F and Montana, United States has an average temperature of 7°C/45°F.

hahhaahhahahahahahahhahahah.....you DON'T have to answer, and I didn't put names!!! lol. I am writing a book...................called "Worgeordie : Life and Times of a person who sleeps when he wants!!" Last night 10:30, up a 5:15, ran 15 km (nice weather) and then crashed again for an hour when I got back. lol. When you get older, your sleeping habits are strange. earlier to bed, earlier to rise. strange. I remember years of Midnight.........then months at like 2 a.m......then months at 9 pm.......... life. Just curious when the falang goes to bed. for me..............i am AMAZING at falling asleep. almost immediately, every time. If i wear a smartwatch, yea, it says it takes a little longer, but only maybe ONCE a year I have trouble initially falling asleep. Now waking up at 2 am and not going back to bed until 3.....yea, that happens.

All you have to do is vote 2 AM and we will all understand you are a vampire!!!!! no worries. bro, you gotta take some Vitamin D supplements. lol

Canada has no land!!!! Too small!!! Oh wait, it's one of the biggest countries in the world. Oh wait, everyone wants to live right next to USA because USA is a real country and not negative 900000 C all day, every day. lol Canada. All the mexican cartels need to go to Canada and then foreigners should renovate Mexico!!!!!!!

best of luck. keep your spirits high for yourself and for your friend, and you are a good friend for posting here. My company has horrible insurance, I know it, and it probably would only cover minor accidents; however, I've done nothing about it. I think they cover me up to about 20,000 in a gov't hospital, total. rest out of my pocket.

NO!!!!! Only the TOP 10. out of 9025489407253489503475890437538053478590347534890534758324

This is why I tell my 19 daughters.......NEVER go to school!!!!!!! Thailand loves Tik Tok because this is all Tik Tok is.... They ask me, "Dad, what about my cranium?" Forget that!!!! Do you want to actually be respected in life? I've watched this video 32 times and I'm totally against it!!!!!!

For me, it all depends if I exercise. Hard exercise, between 8 and 10 p.m. No exercise, usually 11.

older, lazier, set in my ways. considered leaving in 2019. then covid. now there's nice weather in Thailand, again. Ask me in March. Nah, how about April. Well, June is OK. ask me in June. I do think Thailand is not a place for anyone under 40 for more than a few months, unless you are from the Ukraine or some place dealing with big problems. I've worked enough, no money issues now, it's been 8 years..... there is no reality. I'm sure there are tons of other countries I would really, really enjoy.... way too lazy to pack up and go try them all out. That video: 5 signs to leave Pattaya. NO... 1 sign. Are you in Pattaya? Yes? Leave.

hilarious this statistic exists. as if to say, 81% of the people are really, really playing at a different standard deviation than the rest of us. Straight!!!!! Perfectly straight!!!!! No trees, either. Cloudy day, no problems with visibility. no wind. NOTHING!!!!!! and yet 81% still are crashing away......

butterfly affect. this shockwave will rock Earth!!!!!!!! leading to many more accidents!!!! don't worry, that parked car was bad. very bad. now we must deal with the after affects......should take a few days.

good or bad? rhetorical question??????????????? of course good!!!!!! I carry a massive radio box (forget the slang term now) on my shoulder when I walk into Macro....... blasting the good music for all to hear!!!! 3 am, OK, 4 am, spirits go away!!!! The music is helping us and saving us from the evil spirits. It must be loud!!!!!! must!!!!! every get attacked by a spirit???????????????????????? no. exactly. it works.

Possibly TENS of millions of Chinese finally allowed to explore Earth, especially Thailand, and most importantly ChiangMai because of that movie a number of years back. I love the Chinese, they stay together, have many friends, not afraid to talk, not afraid to gather in groups, never alone, and they will spend way more than the backpacker falang bearded tattoo artist who meditates to flowers on 10 baht a day. lol. Might as well start another thread, "CM sure has changed, again"

EVERYONE falang I've ever met in Thailand says, "Pay to Play" Isn't this what they mean?????????????????????????

You choose your life. You choose your lifestyle. The results happen. ------ Nobody's perfect. Tom Cruise with his divorces and crazy religion. Tate with his women bashing and probably not book smart, Tom Brady with his endless divorces, Kobe....well, yea, RIP Kobe.... Most people prefer to just play it safe.......and then simply die and let other take the risks. My "Life Metric" isn't if you made money in life. Nope, or I would worship Musk. Oh wait, he lost 200 billion. So, now what? Quit wasting time thinking over this Tate guy.....................but I'll be happy if he stays in jail forever. no reason, just seems like a person who should be in jail for life. protect society.

India is one of the biggest countries in the world!!!!! Of course they will look down on others, those dirty foreigners!!! Hierarchy of who can look down on who..... 1. America. 2 - 1000. Nobody really cares. If you live in Thailand, Number 1 billion zillion : Falang, 1 billion places below sick aids rabies mutated soi dog

High season will end around the end of January. Emergency decree should be imposed. COVID visas again......lockdown until October. Masks or jail, falang only. Good fear article!!!!! Scare tactics!!!! 1984 will never end!!!! In fact, we have never left 1984. Put that in your matrix pipe and smoke it.

gold shops VERY busy today.

Not my country, not my people (I'm not human), not interrupting my Pattaya bar scene..... carry on junta as you kill kids, take jade, destroy communities, rape women, murder villages, kill foreigners.... Maybe like during the Holocaust when the neighbors were flying to Pattaya and saying the same thing... and then we wonder why so many bad things happen....it's because evil knows nobody will do anything......

Thanks. I’m doing a study on crazy responses…….good posts for my research!

Super death hooker aids, Pattaya Super death ladyboy aids, Phuket The world will laugh at you: Pattaya You no speak no Russian, leave!: Phuket broke: Pattaya rich: Phuket ugly city: Pat nice island: Phu sexpat: both degenerate: both face tattoo: both me: Laos border, you won't catch me dead in either of those places. but ask for Phaphatnoon in Pattaya at Soi 7 and tell her "big spender" sent you.

I'm too old to stay out until 4 am!!!! I love it quiet!!! dull. not ONE word!!!! not one baby, dog, cat, music, construction, karaoke, festival, motorbikes racing, cars, birds nothing!!!! when I get to my massage shop, not one more Falang!!!! I wonder what age the negatively creeps in and gets worse and worse? I'm guessing about 45. Listen depressed falangs................................it's a battle, a mental disease, you must actively fight it all day, embrace humans and forgive everyone and every soi dog and realize you are HERE....... Oh, I'm not in Thailand. I'm in Hawaii in a 10 million dollar mansion, but I try to relate to the CM falangs who eventually realize the world has taken them for a ride and the bitterness is greater than Mt. Everest!!! lol.