Ben Zioner

Macron is scratching his left testicle, while he is in hurry to get rid of Goofy and get on with real business.

Naah ...just strong advocacy for equal treatment between Swiss and Brits,

Except your income tax bill. And the ST rate...

Can't understand why Macron is wasting his time with the UPM [Unelected Prime Minister] of a country that's so irrelevant that we didn't even colonise it.

Obvious organised crime. He is a mule carrying [one] dangerous drug, he'll spend the next 20 years at the Bangkok Hilton. Good they should hand him.

Nope, we are much more sexy than basic human rights.

No.

They have running water, for that price?

Because of a misunderstanding in all likelihood.

I take note that for you woman and horse same same, but I'll remove this case from your list for the purpose of statistics. That leaves us with 4 cases out of approximately 300000 resident westerners plus hundreds of thousand tourists, so lets say a total of one million potential woman beaters. That is 0.0004%; we are race of maniacs indeed. Anyone got the Thai figures?

These two posts, and the reactions to them have restored my seraphic smile.

I thought it was due to an early discovery of anal sex. They don't get enough of it as our ladies, understandably, have a clear preference for vaginal penetration, so they turn on each other. That's what my mum told me. R.I.P Mum. My dad used to say that male homosexuality was a myth as it was anatomically impossible. Maybe he had a guilty conscience. R.I.P Dad.

Jesus [effing] Christ ! We are doomed.

So why does he say "New car"? While he is looking for a pickup. Should edit.

Protecting the normal course of justice. Your thinking shows limitations.

You got me lost there. Are westerners blame for beating up Thai women, or for giving them TLC?

Sure. But I know at least one EU country where the media won't disclose the nationality of offenders when the report crimes. It is because of idiots like your friend, who will blame and condemn an entire ethnic group for a handful of minor misdemeanours committed by people belonging to that group. Of course such idiots consistently cote for extreme right parties.

Congratulations OP you got Thai "friends", idiots as one would expect, but that's your choice. I'll stick to my family, and my cats.

Yes, I reckon they'd use one of those.

"Go forth and procreate"

Nope, AI (Artificial Insemination) with HCHS (Holy Chinese Horse Semen).

He probably has a western dad.

Welcome back to the middle ages. But if you can't see that this is a witch hunt in motion, you need professional help. Next step will be all westerners must wear a badge with a cross. This women deserve a verbal warning from law enforcement nothing more.

So stupid, they could have narrowed that down to foot massage availability and ended up Number one.