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what is the weather like in Samui today?

saying expensive, look at the 02-03 models, they have one for sale at 8.8 Million THB .... lol

here is the link

http://www.one2car.com/CarInfor/carbody.as...RT&sm=SMART

But you will find they are very expensive for what they are!

very good....

I'd propose conducting an in-depth, "undercover" investigation to get to the bottom of this sordid practice. And I'd be happy to conduct it myself in a thoroughly professional manner.

Remember quiet a few of these bangkok uni girls also work in Bangkoks finest adult establishments..... maybe it was also an offer made on her part to excel herself?

I am sure there are many people who will apply for this role.......

car was registering 24.5 oc today..... last week at the same time of the day ( 1pm ) it was 38 oc!!!....

but as the other posts mention, raining all day, Koh Samui isn't much better either, actually i heard the weather was worst and is set to last...

Remember quiet a few of these bangkok uni girls also work in Bangkoks finest adult establishments..... maybe it was also an offer made on her part to excel herself?

21. 'You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen. It said, 'Parking Fine.' So that was nice.'

this one made me giggle

Wouldn't they have checked with airport authorities,if his deparure card would have been scanned back out?Border controls?

This is a very good point, but we all know how long things take to filter to immigration...

"This is a dangerous place we are talking about - it is not the paradise that many people imagine. We are constantly hearing horror stories and we can't help but think something very bad has happened to him."

I don't think that KPN is more dangerous than other island or place in Thailand. A lot of people disappear in others countries, without never finding them.

On this island, we have two problems ! One of this is the drug and the second is the alcohol. Apart from that, it's a quiet place. A lot guys both smoke and drink a lot and after this, all is possible for a bad guys who prowl around

In this case, there is a strange situation. Why we haven't found the passport ?

Nobody goes to the "FMP " with his passport on him ! There is a hope here, finally i hope

As with the above post, all valuables where left apart from his passport, thus this suggest he may of vanished out of choice. As if he had gone ' missing ' and someone had raided his room, there would have taken his cards ect as well ( there was a alot of thefts in KPN by a group of foriegn theifs )

I hope he is found safe and well, but i can not help but feel there maybe more behind this then what meets the eye......

Just filled the tank last week ... 3400 THB, lasted only 540 KM as well .......

As mentioned in the other post about Saudi, i was in Dubai last month and my friend filled up his Range Rover Sport, ( Was near Empty when arriving at the gas station ) and it only cost 1,100 THB for a full Tank!

But hey, we still aint as expensive as the uk!

Is today a substitute for this year's failed April Fools Day?

I just had to double check with the bangkok post online..... just to make sure..... and it was there in black and white

This post made me laugh....

This is one of many crazy post's in the last week, how many more are to come? or shall we guess....

An Israeli doctor said, 'Medicine in my country is so advanced, we can take

a kidney out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for

work in six weeks.'

A German doctor said, 'That's nothing! In Germany , we can take a lung out

of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four

weeks.'

A Russian doctor said, 'In my country medicine is so advanced, we can take

half a heart from one person, put it in another, and have them both looking

for work in two weeks.'

The English doctor, not to be outdone, said 'Hah!. We can take an arsehol_e

out of Scotland , put him in 10 Downing Street and have half the country

looking for work within twenty-four hours.

further to the OP

1) No helmet in Thailand that is sold meets International Standard, to purchase an international standard helmet will set you back around 10,000 THB MIN, unless they start to mass produce these helmets in Thailand

2) So now the law stats passengers must also where helmets? and only 2 people to a bike. This is international standard, but they forgot to add in driver must be older the 16 years old, and pillion passenger must be over the age of 12....... ( maybe they will pass this soon )

2) Drivers driving on the wrong side of the road.... this is a major issue, and i see this every day... but can they also ensure they enforce thuis one the highways for cars and trucks who seem oblivous to the law and will drive up the wrong way!

3) No lights... another good law to inforce, also cars that drive with one headlight only

Thats it for now

over and out

where do you propose to play?

I am interested if you find more players...... also a few lads from work here in Phuket are also up for it.....

Did i read correctly

proposed that sales of alcohol should be prohibited during Songkran, Thailand's traditional New Year, and during New Year's celebrations according to the western calendar.

So they want to ban alcohol during new year as well!!!????????!!!!!!!!!!!!...............

never really heard of plastic surgery on your eyelids?, if you are looking to get the surgery done it phuket, it will cost you a premium.

Your best bet is to get done in bangkok, ( i am aware a few friends have had nose jobs, and have only cost the 10,000 THB, so eyelids should be roughly the same or less )

I remember the thread, but was it not laptops that they were targeting.

was all your gear insured? As your guiter seems to be one of a kind... i hope you have luck in finding, its a shame, the person who stole it will probably being playing it while drinking cheap thai whiskey, and singing songs that are never to match the true musical talent of John Lenon

you have to feel sorry those for the girls, as they are not wanting to bring a life to this world that will probably not be a life worth living.....

and being illiegal in Thailand to have an abortion, maybe just maybe, these doctors are in fact helping ( Unless they are getting paid hugh amounts of money )

i thought st georges day was in May?

One day, an immigrant from Poland entered a New York City Police Precinct to report that his American wife was planning to kill him.

The police officer on duty was intrigued by this, and he asked, "How sure are you that she is gonna kill you? Did she threaten to kill you?"

"No," replied the nervous immigrant.

"Did you hear her tell someone else that she's gonna kill you?"

"No."

"Did someone tell you that your wife is gonna kill you?"

"No."

"Then why did you think she's gonna kill you?" asked the exasperated police officer.

"Because I found bottle on dresser and I think she gonna poison me!" He handed the police officer the suspect bottle.

The police officer took one look at the label on the bottle and started to laugh out loud. The immigrant became indignant and said, "What so funny? Can't you see the label on bottle said 'Polish Remover'?"

Three third-graders, a Jew, an Italian, and an African American are on the playground at recess. The Jewish kid suggests that they play a new game. "Let's see who has the largest dick," he says. "Okay," they all agree.

The Jewish kid pulls down his zipper and whips it out. "That's nothing," says the Italian kid. He whips his out. His is a couple of inches longer. Not to be outdone, the African American whips his out. It is far the biggest, dwarfing the other two in both length and width. The Jewish and Italian kid are stunned and amazed. "Wow, that thing is huge!" they exclaim.

That night, eating dinner at home, the African American's mother asks him what he did at school today.

"Oh, we worked on a science project, had a math test and read out loud from a new book ...and during recess, my friends and I played "Let's see who has the largest dick."

"What kind of game is that, honey?" says the mother.

"Well, me, Sidney and Anthony each pulled out our penises, and I had the biggest! The other kids say its because I'm black. Is that true, Mom?"

The mom replies: "No, honey. It's because you're twenty-three."