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StreetCowboy

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  1. I don’t think that would be through choice of beer. If you are out screwing, I would not mention the prosthetics, unless your Thai is much better than mine.
  2. If it was urgent, you’d be back with an answer now.
  3. It does not. But if you can’t provide the money that she needs to fulfil her obligations, she will have to go elsewhere, despite her disappointment and broken affections. When I say “you” I am speaking generally “ one” - not specific to you
  4. Sorry - I was not accusing anyone of anything. I was just highlighting why some ladies might still need money to spend time with the love of their life, rather than working 7-11 ina grocery store, or 11 - 7 in a gogo bar
  5. That seems a bit speculative - would you care to outline your evidence for that, or alternatively rephrase as “in my mind, you are less than…” I am not sure that being consistently negative is such a bad thing, and you bless him with your discourse.
  6. Some people need money to survive, or to help their families survive, and regardless of how much they like you, it’s difficult to spend working hours with you, travel to your place of work or residence, without fulfilling their obligations. If you can’t fulfil those requirements, it seems like you’re asking a poor girl for a pretty one-way relationship
  7. Back in the day, I found Singapore a pleasant place to walk around. Last time I was in Dubai, I was surprised how pleasant my walks were. People are realising that car-driven urban sprawl is not a good use of the world around us, and our neighbours can demonstrate alternative models. When Thai people could not afford cars, Chiang Mai did not need transit, and we could park outside the pub. Autonormativity is killing cities, and killing people.
  8. If public transit worked in the tropics, places like Singapore would do it.
  9. Sex is like pizza, when it’s cold, soggy and floppy, it’s a struggle to finish
  10. Children are great, because one day they’ll pay our pensions
  11. And approximately 13 left an emoji. That is not an overwhelming majority, and maybe “most” would be slightly disingenuous. It might be better to say “a small majority of people who expressed an opinion on one of you earlier posts…”
  12. Back in the day, a medical doctor friend of mine said “There is nothing as over-rated as a bad shag, or as under-rated as a good dump”, and to this day, I have tried to take a little bit of pleasure out of every dump that warrants it. I can recall one morning, back in Taipei, I was worse the wear from the night before, and a good dump later, it was like a weight had been lifted from my shoulders. To this day, that is my benchmark for a top drop, but I worry that subjective recollection and fond nostalgia may leave me forever disappointed.
  13. Some people. We have no idea how many people saw the post.
  14. You don’t really know his fantasies, or how much he enjoys them. I think it is a narrow-minded man that comments on other people’s fantasies without properly enquiring about them.
  15. Same age as your grandson . If they were ages then, they’ll be ages now. Or do you think he meant “… since I was then the same age as is your grandson now” ?
  16. “… he could be me, if I ever do … “ is more inclusive. Footnote: The thing about being woke is to try and understand other people’s viewpoints, and share a vocabulary that allows consensus on issues where you agree, and silent non-confrontational divergence where you do not, rather than ideological trench warfare.
  17. You’re only saying that because you can run faster than us.
  18. That’s enough. I understand the distress, but Stiff Upper Lip, man! Take one for the team - Please don’t share the photo.
  19. Back in the day , my brother told me the tale of a robust gentleman who had been sorely affronted by some nimbler blokes - I assume, in a village where everyone was known to everyone else. ”You’d better come back for a boxing, or it’ll be all the worse in the long run” And they did.
  20. If you can imagine a traditional slopping canteen, where you take your tray past a rank of surly and uncommunicative servers who slop food onto your plate in successive stages, according to how you offer it… There are no labels, because it is all familiar food… ” … slop … Are you sure you want gravy on your chocolate sponge?” ”Maybe you could’ve asked that ‘… chocolate sponge?’ …. slop” I can’t remember if I ate the chocolate sponge cake with beef gravy, and I’m not sure how well I remember the learning oppurtunity
  21. Let’s not change the subject. When it comes to beer, quantity overcomes quality, either sooner or later. When it comes to advice, maybe not so much so.
  22. I am not sure that we have a common understanding of swedes / turnips. Turnip (as in “haggis”) is a large, round, purple-skinned vegetable that takes a lot of softening during cooking, and gives you wrists LIKE THAT if you try and carve a turnip lantern. swedes are skinny purple white-fleshed root vegetables that are too small to carve to a lantern. I understand that some English people have the opposite understanding.
  23. Nostalgia is great - I am looking forward to it!
  24. Quantity. Quality is no substitute for quantity.
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