chickenslegs

I'm guessing that the "16" in the headline is a typo, as there is only mention of a 14 year old girl in the report.

Suit

Bender

Venomous

If it was me, I would take it to a Toyota workshop for checking. It's probably okay to drive it there if the warning light is steady. If the light is flashing, don't drive, get the garage to pick it up. Your tent dealer probably doesn't have the equipment to check. There will be some expense but better than causing engine/system damage.

I'd guess that weight and volume are factors, as all recyclables have to be transported off the island.

Tunnel

You are averaging +/- 10 posts per day OP( @Neeranamwith over 29,000 posts) is averaging only +/- 4 posts per day.

Someone will correct me if I'm wrong - but wasn't he elected as an MP in the last election? Doesn't he now have a duty to his electorate to attend parliament and campaign for all the things he promised them?

I didn't want to shout. And, stop calling me Shirley.

When PTP and their new pro-military allies appoint yet another stacked senate, there will be no need for a military coup. So, in a way, he is correct.

All of the above?

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At 0.50 the gorgeous Edinburgh/English accent.

You have taught your 4 year old that it's okay to kick a teacher in the nuts? Bloody hell!

A therapist has a theory that couples who make love once a day are the happiest. So he tests it at a seminar by asking those assembled, “How many people here make love once a day?” Half the people raise their hands, each of them grinning widely. “Once a week?” A third of 
the audience members raise their hands, their grins a bit less vibrant. “Once a month?” A few hands tepidly go up. Then he asks, “OK, how about once a year?” One man in the back jumps up and down, jubilantly waving his hands. The therapist is shocked—this disproves his theory. “If you make love only once a year,” he asks, “why are you so happy?” The man yells, “Today’s the day!”

I'm from Stoke-on-Trent and I tow crate.

IIRC legalising gay marriage was one of the promises of PTP when forming an alliance with MFP. Based upon recent events I would say that PTP is unlikely to keep to their promise now that they are allied to the dinosaur parties.

From the linked article ... Thamanat Prompow, Agriculture and Cooperatives Minister ffs

Pinball

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Q: Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster? A: So that the men can think of a solution in silence.

Sad news Owl. I hope she will realise the error of her ways and you can save the rest of the farm. Good Luck!

They're worried that some imposter might pay your wife's bill. 555