chickenslegs

Seen occasionally in Foodland Pattaya.

From the guidance notes for UK passport applications: Customer chooses not to send us voluntary DNA evidence If a customer chooses not to provide DNA evidence, you must make a decision on the application based on a balance of probability, using documents and information the customer provides. You must not draw any negative inferences about a customer’s decision against offering DNA evidence. https://assets.publishing.service.gov.uk/government/uploads/system/uploads/attachment_data/file/1112989/DNA_testing_for_British_passport_applications_V7.pdf Seems you can decline a DNA test and, instead, provide evidence to show that "on a balance of probabilities" you are the father.

A signal to his gik perhaps? To indicate whether his missus is away or not.

Slingshot

Brilliant! You should send that to Private Eye. Editorial Private Eye 6 Carlisle Street London W1D 3BN United Kingdom Email: [email protected]

Worship

Pharmacy

Released in 1970 and true 53 years later. They paved paradise and put up a parking lot With a pink hotel, a boutique, and a swinging hot spot Don't it always seem to go That you don't know what you got 'til it's gone? They paved paradise and put up a parking lot They took all the trees and put 'em in a tree museum And they charged the people a dollar and a half to see them Etc.

Or some sort of barrier to keep out all those thousands of youngsters who keenly follow aseannow. E.G.- [*sarcasm*]

I thought it was swell. Life at sea has its ups and downs.

Hound

Tell her you are collecting lucky numbers for the lottery. And, if any combination of 7113 comes wins next week that should shut her up for a while.

Grumpy

Another banana story! I bet you've got a bunch of them.

Gooding

Off

I am not the anonymous "sad face" poster, but I did feel moved to give one to this post.

Mint

Greedy

Biden

Untidy

IMO it will be a great shame if Pita is disqualified. However, MFP will still have sufficient seats to head the coalition. Then there will be an election held for the new MP in his constituency which, surely, will be won again by another MFP candidate. At the moment there does not appear to be any move to dissolve the MFP - as happened to FFP. - so they will choose another leader and carry on with their published policies without Pita. Am I missing something?

Nitroglycerin