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chickenslegs

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  1. Not claiming anything. It was a question.
  2. What does this part of the poem reference?
  3. Central online has 3-hour delivery in some areas, or 1-hour select/collect. https://www.central.co.th/en
  4. Are you guys saying I'm abnormal?
  5. And here ... https://www.thaiembassy.com/family/divorce-in-thailand
  6. Some useful reading here ... https://www.advicenow.org.uk/know-hows/getting-international-divorce
  7. A man went into a butchers shop and asked: "Where is the assistant who usually works here?" The butcher replied: "I had to sack him, he was sticking his penis into the bacon slicer", The man said: "What did you do with the bacon slicer". The butcher replied: "We sacked her too".
  8. A man was crossing the road and got knocked down by a mobile library. He was lying in the road, screaming in agony. The driver got out and said .... Shh!
  9. I don't know what Leeds me to make this prediction: I'd chews Toffees to stick around. But you know what they say about Foxes: "Don't count your chickens". ????
  10. Yes. Some animal rights organisations think it's cruel to send monkeys up trees.
  11. She appears to be quite happy at the prospect.????
  12. I agree 100%. Initially I assumed that this was a typical Daily Mail piece. But no, I'm sorry to say that it's a BBC article. How standards have fallen!
  13. 99 was the 2-number winner. And the jackpot winner was 1 3 2 9 0 3.
  14. The Earth will be (or already was) destroyed by the Vogons, to make way for a galactic highway. It will happen on a Thursday. The Hitch Hiker's Guide To The Galaxy: A Trilogy in Five Parts Douglas Adams.
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