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And then along came Jones. You've got to be getting on a bit to get that one.

No, that was a mistranslation. It's one virgin, aged 76.

My pension didn't arrive last month. I rang them, it took 35 minutes before they answered, the worst part being not the crap music but the voice thanking me for waiting repeated every minute. Once answered the lady asked me a few security questions and then emailed me a new LC form. She said the pension would be reinstated but it took a further week before it arrived. My completed LC has apparantly now been sitting at Bangkok airport for the past 10 days on its way to Wolverhampton.

I went off Libreoffice when I found on my machine a file detailing the hyphenation rules for the Zulu language. And I'm sure I installed English only. Now I use Softmaker Office. It's free and you get the equivalent of Word, Excel and Powerpoint. No doubt there is some obscure function that isn't available, but for the little use I make of it Softmaker Office is fine. I had loads of trouble getting rid of MS Office, it didn't want to go.

Thanks to everybody for their input. Kbank app is the way to go. You can find your sort code, account number and SWIFT code on your bank statement.

youreavinalaff because it's May now and I have received nothing from the UK. Liverpool Lou This happened 5 years ago as well and I have had the same email address since gmail was by invitation only. Notification should be by choice, email or snail mail.

Because our wonderful Thailand Post failed to deliver a pension 'Life Certificate' letter (they also nicked every single Christmas card and birthday card last year) my pension didn't arrive this month. I rang Newcastle, answered a few security questions and asked for the form to be sent by email, which it immediately was. Why couln't they have done that in the first place? The woman in Newcastle said they would pay my pension this month. But that was a week ago and I've not received it. Has anybody had the same treatment and how long was it before the missing payment arrived?

As the title says. I may need to send about 20,000 baht from my Kasikorn Thai account to my UK HSBC current account which is in joint names. Does anybody know for sure if this is possible?

Because they then say "errrrr?"

KK immigration swapped the stamps to my new passport a couple of weeks ago, No problem, no 'fee'.

44 years of political development, but no progress.

I do, to blow my nose.

The Spanish didn't do the Aztecs and Incas much good.

When I first arrived here many years ago we had to go from Khon Kaen to Nong Khai immigration office. For four consecutive months I had to go back to Nong Khai before the marriage visa was eventually granted. And the visa was dated from the date of application, not the date it was given, so effectively it was an eight month visa until the next extension.

Surely the driver has nothing to fear if the brakes failed as usual?

But they were not American Indians when they did it, only afterwrads.

As are Firefox and Opera.

Shhhh. Don't tell them that or they might take you up on it. Isaan is still the best kept secret.

Perhaps living in a hotel is cheaper than renting. Your water and electricty are included, as is bedding and towel laundry, room cleaning, TV and internet access and perhaps even breakfast.

My Canon MF 3010 mono laser printer works fine when scanning and copying and I can change the toner density when copying. But when I print a document the output is too faint and I cannot find where to adjust it. In the 'preferences' section when you print there is an toner adjustent "off/custom settings" setting but that has no effect. Any suggestions anybody?

Yes, because that passport is the one in immigration's system until you receive the new one and have the stamps moved over. I suggested renewing after the next 90 day report because that then gives you the next 90 days to renew your passport.

Or Israel. viz Shireen Abu Akleh.

The auction house in Bangkok I mentioned a few posts ago also deals in coins and banknotes. If you go to their website you can have a look at their latest catalogue which will give you an idea of the range of their sales. I have a hard copy of one of their recent catalogues and there are over 3,000 lots and it's copiously illustrated.

I am sure HMPO do not inform Thai immigration when a UK passport is cancelled. OP Use an agent and apply immediately after your next 90 day report. Take all the stapled-in immigration paperwork out of your passport before sending it to the agent and keep it safe. Using an agent will save you flying to BKK to submit your application and then flying home. Then eventually flying down to BKK to collect your new passport and flying back again. The agent will also use their credit card to pay the fee, and copy every page as needed for the application. I applied last month and received my new passport 4 weeks later. But that was before the HMPO new strike. The agent keeps your passport so if you need it back for immigration they'll send you it, but you must return it as the agent needs it to collect the new one when it arrives.

You can sell them yourself on ebay. I did this with a large collection of Siamese/early Thai stamps a few years ago. If you are in Thailand have a look at http://www.eurseree.com they have quarterly auctions in Bangkok and are reputable