Denim

Oh well, that's it then. Taylor Swift has expressed a preference so no more debates needed and might as well cancel the election and make Harris president right now. I mean Taylor Swift !! Awesome.

Spitroast ! The amicable solution where , defying math's, 2 does go into 1.

Not buying anything but using up lots of tissues.

Open a few muff diving schools then stand well back againbst the walls and prepare for a crush of enthusiastic students.

I discovered this year's ago. Whereas ants will ignore a box of cornflakes they go into a frenzy if I put a box of granola or fruit and fiber flakes in the cupboard. They want that super.

Why ? If they are dangerous they should be humanely put down. Secondly , if the owner is traced they should be given a very hefty fine to cover the costs of the authorities plus discourage ownership of these dangerous animals. If people knew you would definitely be fined 50,000 baht per dog should it escape they might be a lot more careful about securing them. This would have cost the owner a 150,000 baht fine .

Exactly. Don't jump. Wait until the pushing starts. No point in getting your boxers in a twist until it actually happens.

Why do people assume that just because they feel let down in a relationship, everyone else is doomed to the same experience sooner or later ? It seems that those having no problems are unheard from but the squeaky wheels .....make the noise.

It was a crappy charm. A decent one would have stopped anything falling on her car in the first place.

No. That will come off too with a little patience. I hate ugly stickers too and unless they have important information I remove them and anything sticky they leave behind. Obviously ....don't use anything abrasive or staining..

Don't bother making a 15th post.

On arrival they spoke to his housekeeper. Is Yu here ? Yes I'm here ? No not you , Yu ? Me ? No Yu Oh...you want Yu ? Yes...Yu not you Oh....Ok .....You want me to call Yu for you Would you Yes sure......( Shouts ) Yu come out here , someone wants you.

The buck stops with the one at the top of the tree but I don't suppose he will consider having himself executed. Nah....thought not

Thai Cabinet Sworn In Today Thai cabinet sworn at tomorrow.

Epic fail then.

Before I die I would like to read a story starting thus : A Kuwaiti man , Mr Arthur Wainright , and hi Pakistani friend , Nigel Cuthbertson , were detained ......blah blah bla .

Yup you can agree but ask for 20 baht off because she is not pretty enough.

The strong smell and leaks from the farm's rooftop and interior are causing significant de-stress. Fixed it for them. Chill toddlers stopped screaming.

What could possibly go wrong ?

Kudos to the guy for doing his best for his daughter but I don't think he could have walked 200 kilometers in 4-5 hours ?? Misprint ? 20 k ?

Thick as a brick ? Dumb as donuts

Bob as he wakes up this morning

Here's Bob reading the riot act to his new neighbors

Maybe carrot fritters and onion rings would help balance the books.

So say the people in the vodka distillery smoking cigarettes.