Brisbane....i got as far as being naked and ''bend over and spread your cheeks'' in front of the mirrors but my dainty little rose bud had no seepage and didnt wink so i missed out on the prostate orgasm
its gotta be a generational recycling phrase triggered when you reach a certain point in a cranky old age phase.
i remember as a nipper my grandfather saying the same thing.
my remedy...mutate or perish