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ballpoint

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  1. And, in the same vein as previous...
  2. And they were all called Henry.
  3. Twice impeached. First president to be indicted on a state charge. First president to be indicted on a federal charge. (And other cases still being investigated). Tired of winning yet?
  4. I know what you lot think I'm going to say about this, but it's actually a one carrot ring.
  5. It's true. The Earth was once attacked by a mighty alien horde, but, due to a terrible miscalculation of scale, the entire battle fleet was accidentally swallowed by a small dog. At least, that's what Douglas told me.
  6. Who cares? If you want to wear a mask then wear one. If you don't, outside the few places where it is still compulsory, then don't. We all know why mask wearing was politicised, and it's a ridiculous situation.
  7. If you run off a cliff, you'll keep on running until you look down and realise where you are.
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