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ballpoint

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  1. I see him being more like what Comical Ali was to Sadam Hussein.
  2. A pun is not completely mature, until it's full groan.
  3. I grafted a pair of breasts onto an electric guitar for a laugh. Now I'm on the sexy - fenders register.
  4. I was in the cinema the other night when a stunning girl came over, leaned seductively on the empty seat next to me and said, "Is this taken?" "No," I replied, "Top Gun: Maverick."
  5. My wife asked if I'd buy her something for valentines day to make her feel special. So I got her a helmet, crayons and two odd socks.
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