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    Can anyone help me with my Easter crossword puzzle? 2 across. "Where they nailed Jesus."
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    April is mathematics awareness month. Celebrate with a takeaway.
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    I've just seen my mates new tattoo, his chest is covered in vertical and horizontal lines. He's excelled himself this time.
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    This is a song for Mathematicians: Get your kicks, on 8.12403840463596
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    If one Domino's pizza shop collapses, would the others then fall in succession?
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    I like my women like I like my whiskey... 90 years old and kept in a barrel. Only joking, - 18 years old and full of coke!
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    I bought 50 gallons of Tipex the other day. Big mistake.
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    I saw a man being arrested by an albino policeman this morning. I thought, "That's a fair cop."
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    I used to wear a pork pie hat. But I couldn't stand the gravy running down my neck.
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    Man dressed in cricket whites walks very slow into a doctors surgery. Man. “Doc, you’ve got to help me, I’ve got a cricket ball stuck up my rear“ Doc. “Oh really? Howzat?” Man. “Don’t you bloody start!”
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    Doting Jewish mother meeting her daughter coming off her flight; next to her, holding hands, is a Native American gentleman of noble bearing, with the most beautifully woven cloak, a plume of exotic feathers upon his head and a richly decorated stick in hand. Mother screeches: "Oy vey iz mir! No, no! I said a RICH doctor!"
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    I just bought Neil Diamond's old Volvo on Ebay. It was a Swede car on-line.
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    One dyslexic terrorist managed to escape from the zoo. Police are looking for a man armed with a Gnu.
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    My budgie escaped from its cage and somehow mated with my dog. I've got a couple of puppies going cheep if anyone's interested.
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    There’s a siege at the zoo. They’ve taken 3 ostriches.
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    Everyone in my neighbourhood wears woolen jumpers that are a size too small. We're a very tight-knit community.

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