Stocky

Well... it is all still 'Theory' yet...

# The quarks' supposed masses don't make sense... Blah.. Blah.. Blah..

You started us down the path of subatomic theory!

So don't get all pissy because you didn't know your

up from your down,

your

top from your bottom

or your

strange from your charm!

But here's a quiz to see what type of subatomic particle you might be!

What kind of subatomic particle are you?

Apparently I'm a "Neutron"

"You don't take sides, you just sort of

hang out and blend into the crowd. If someone

lets you loose though, you can cause some

serious damage. If you are around too many

other neutrons you get bored and start to

decay."

...and don't forget about the Gluons that bind the Quarks

"May the Force be with you!"

Errrmm... I don't think they come in 'flavours'... they were originally called 'Top' and 'Bottom' but I guess that was kinda sexist for the gay comunities    So they re-named them to'Truth' and 'Beuaty' . Still T and B for short.

Ooops! Sorry to be pedantic, but there are six types of quark, called flavours.

The six flavours are Up, Down, Top, Bottom, Charm and Strange.

If you check the slightly whimsical Quarkdance site I linked in my previous post you'll see what I mean.

Winter's taken a day off by the look of things.

Sunny, strong breeze, +1C this morning in eastern Siberia.

News from Hat Yai this morning, cloudy +28C, no rain yet.

Outlook for Stocky walking to the pub this evening?

Getting colder, -6C, with light snow showers.

Has to be the 20 Amino Acids that make up our genetic code. Without those we could not exist and would not need air, water, or BEER.

If you're going to take it to the molecular level, then I'd propose deoxyribonucleic acid (DNA) and the four nucleotides that encode it; adenine, thymine, guanine, and cytosine.

Why not go the whole hog... Atoms and their sub-atomic particles. Quarks.

I'm sorry, but I thought you said that it "has to be the 20 Amino Acids that make up our genetic code."

Which particular flavour of Quark do you now have in mind?

Quarkdance

Govt Shrugs Off Threat Of Eu Chicken Ban

That's because they're swapping tonnes of dodgy frozen chooks for Russian fighter planes!

Has to be the 20 Amino Acids that make up our genetic code. Without those we could not exist and would not need air, water, or BEER.

If you're going to take it to the molecular level, then I'd propose deoxyribonucleic acid (DNA) and the four nucleotides that encode it; adenine, thymine, guanine, and cytosine.

I've been looking for a rainy smilie, thanks!

It's your report, Stocky, that I thank <deleted> I'm in Thailand.

Thank <deleted> I'll be in Thailand in 28 days!

They forecast thundershowers for Hat Yai tomorrow.

Alcohol doesn't deter them!

Maybe you don't drink enough!

Temperature has dropped to 16c here.

It's <deleted> cold and to make things worse I have lost another sock.

If it doesn't rain soon I am going to end it all.

This thread is the only thing keeping me alive.

Luxury! I dream of 16C........ when I were a lad etc.. etc.. etc..

Bright and cold in eastern Siberia this morning, no snow, -13C

Breakfast report from Hat Yai, cloudy and 30C, no rain.

Next time you see a mercedes, smack her in the eye, when she asks what it was for, tell that she has ruined your life and that she is "lucky" it wasn't a Rolls Royce    

Excellent!

What do you believe is the one thing in the world that people of every race or gender have in common?

Shagging!

Otherwise there'd be nobody here.

Afternoon Weather Bulletin

Sunny and cold -8C.

Outlook for Stocky walking to the pub this evening:

Partly cloudy and cold -10C

News from Hat Yai:

Partly cloudy 32C, no rain.

Foggy and cold here, -14C.

But it was hot and sunny in Hat Yai yesterday no rain.

World weather reports are Thai related ? How so ?

They help to highlight Thailand's wonderful climate.

Too much I'm sure.

Three or four beers most days.

Though I do take a day on the mineral water most weeks.

A couple of times a year I'll have a week on the wagon, just to show myself I can.

it's more suited the Hong Khlaay Khriat area...

Please don't put it into cold storage.

Just back from the pub, it's as slippery as shit out there and freezing.

Slightly cloudy and -13C

They've bunged a different beer on tonight Abbaye de Floreffe Blonde, bloody he11 it's good, but at 6.3% it makes you squiffy, I kepe htiing teh worng kyes

I knew a guy in New Zealand who used to swear by female bounces. Had next to no problems at all at his pub.

That's a pair of bouncers?

18:00

A cold clear night -9C.

close it for the right reason, its dull as f...

You have no soul.

If it offends, then ignore it.

I find it harmlessly amusing.

No and I think we should have "sun" "cloud" and "wind" as well

You missed out the snow, sleet and hail.

27 pages of bullsh*t.  The end is in sight. 30 pages is the limit.  Enough already

Where's your sense of fun and the absurd?

I can sense a thread on Clouds coming up

It's brightened up this afternoon,

sunny and -7C.