Stocky

Have you tried Imodium?

It's going dark here.

The snow has stopped.

The temperature is now -1C.

...one hour until beer o'clock.

Are we not off topic now??  

Have we ever been on topic?

....what was the topic anyway?

A Gentleman looking for a GF

A Gentleman?

...no I think he said he was Australian!

Even he's not that small.

Are we not off topic now?? 

Have we ever been on topic?

....what was the topic anyway?

Where?

Where I am

Who has the balls to ban him?

There's a few of us with the appropriate testicular strength.

Whats stopping you then or are you waiting for him to be online when you can sever his .........................?

No more bannings please!

Every village needs its idiot!

He means I'm a Septic Tank  Full of <deleted> 

That's as maybe, but 'Septic Tank' is rhyming slang for Yank.

It's snowing here now but only -2C

sometimes the wise words are the ones not spoken( or typed)

I'd second that, congratulations on a thoughtful and restrained year of posting

No he gets a different Award.

Award for "Most Incontinent Poster of the Decade"?

No wonder the Iraqis are laughing at him ..... he looks like he is suffering from small man syndrome ... he is only 4 ft 10 in tall 55555555555

A sort of 'Minute Man'?

What you mean a - Sixty Second Soldier?

and a diminutive one at that!

It's dark here also.

It's rather warm tonight in Siberia.

-8C, though not snowing.

Only 5 more weeks to go thank <deleted>!

I wouldn't let concerns about trouble in the south change your travel plans too much.

Hat Yai and Songkhla is where I live, when not at work, and my wife and children are there.

The fact that you're aware there may be a problem means you'll be OK.

I'd agree with some of the previous comments, go through Hat Yai and cross into Malaysia at Sadao, there have been some bombs in beer bars in Sungei Golok, but you're not missing anything, most of the visitors there are Malaysians on a dirty weekend and it's a crappy hole.

If you're really concerned you could always take the ferry from Trang to Langkawi.

Ha  5' 7" bodypaul

yep that is what I mean .... small man syndrome!

So how much is that in centimeters for the rest of the world ?

170cm

No wonder the Iraqis are laughing at him ..... he looks like he is suffering from small man syndrome ... he is only 4 ft 10 in tall 55555555555

A sort of 'Minute Man'?

What/who is/are Chesters Grill?

I've not tried them, the food doesn't tempt me, a burgeralike, but I've often wondered what their story was.

Any info?

I remember as a child finding a dead dog on the railway embankment.

Most days after school we'd go to see the maggots eating the corpse.

Fascinating in a strange way.

......very much like this thread.

Any tips to have a pleasant flight ?

Put a bag on your head and have your mates walk you in backwards.

......works for horses!

Just a thought.

Last post for me in this thread

Smart move.

IamMaiC said:

Sorry, Someone I have been conversing through PM convinced me to stay.

Which w*nker was that then???

Probably the wife.

He spends more time on the TV than in the real world.

She might want to keep it that way.

No it was the Aussy press who laid into poor little Sally Robbins for being "A QUITTER" the greatest offense in Australia as far as I can work out; shag sheep, kill people - fine just don't stop halfway through!

(I made the last bit up).

Nah, well done Paula, good on ya!

The wife meets me, the kids too if they're not in school, but I have only the taxi driver to see me off.

Swensens for an ice cream sunday with the kids after a movie.

Ken's Hens and McShite burgers you can keep.

But I do confess to dialing 1112 now and again for a Hawaiian thin crust.

Sorry Samran but your verdict comes up as äÁèËÅèÍà·èÒäà on my screen, is that the same for everyone or am I missing some fonts or something?

It's "not so handsome" in Thai.

Thanks LC.

I didn't get Thai script just get AeIadeo

...not that I can read Thai script