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Thai officials early Friday arrested a Lao woman

Ms Matapon reportedly told police that the money was given to her by her employer to deposit in a bank for buying peptonic from Thailand. She said she decided to take the money back to Laos because the bank was closed.
 

Employer: K. Matapon, here is a million dollars, please put in bank account, we will corner the Pepto-Bismol market!

Matapon: Great idea, Boss, I'm on it!

Matapon (at the bank): Aw shucks, it's too early, bank is still closed..., hmm, what to do? Hah, I'll drive to Laos and have a cup of tea until the bank opens!

I do appreciate the time and effort that went into constructing those excuses to justify wrongdoings I have been reading about nearly every day. Of course the construction material is not of the best quality...

 

Pheu Thai lawyer affirms Yingluck's return to Thailand after her European trip
 

I am so gad for my daily positive affirmation

"Yup, no Ebola here, Thailand is safe!"

 

The Japanese father was reported to have flown out of the country to Macao Thursday.
 

This story broke 3 days ago, and the guy bolted yesterday. Typical.

 

Mr Sihasak said Thailand achieved in starting discussions to work out a code of conduct for the South China Sea

A code of conduct with Thai input. Something ethical you should adhere to based on developed moral standards. Makes sense.

A question, by district do you mean Tambon or Ampeu?

It is amphur

a scam on a scam on a scam 55555

is there no scams undiscovered in LOS ?

 

can you earn a Phd in scams ??

Of course you can earn a PhD in scams..., I can sell you one!  

It's quite clear that in the scheme of things, murder is not a serious crime in Thailand, if you compare it with let's say plucking mushrooms in a national park. I think violent crimes are viewed as proportionally much more rehabilitable than other crimes, being Thai and thus having Thainess mitigates a lot...

 

How do we rein in rogue cops?

I know:

1. adhere to physical and psychological aptitude tests when recruiting new police officers - that means the recruits have to actually pass these tests and payment of xxxbaht does not qualify them. 

2. mandatory ongoing training on ethics and conduct throughout a cop's career - make sure the officers actually understand and agree with the reasons behind the training.

3. establish a separate, independent agency to investigate cops wrongdoings - it's not that we don't trust police investigating police...hrm, actually it is.

4. real punishment is necessary, loss of job, pension benefits, jail time - let's face it: the threat of an inactive post for a month makes every tough cop shiver in his boots (by laughing so hard that the whole station quakes!)

...and if you play Tropico, you go to jail, no ifs and buts.

she's trying hard to be Angelina Jolie, like totally

Except Angelina (drop by if your ever up Chiang Rai way) is:

1, doing far more good in this world with her campaigns.

2, absolutely gorgeous. The Kardashian creature by comparison, well there are better looking and more intelligent lasses working as conductors on our local buses!

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thanks for the invite...

oops, you meant AJ, of course...

 

Mr Watchara said he would go to the Forest and Land departments to find out the truth about the land and house in question and to demand the justice permanent secretary to order a disciplinary probe on Mrs Wassamon, an official of the DSI.
 

Good luck. These officials are wizards with correction fluid...

Good grief. It's just so typical, working hard to fight corruption, slowly building up recognition and then here it comes, the fell swoop into ridicule, again. There just is no foresight, strategic planning or analytical thinking. Someone comes up with an idea, presents it, and nobody can even conceive of any negative results, or too scared to criticize.

A game is a threat to national security...no, being too bloody uptight is a threat to national security.

I have seen so many similar scenarios over the years, it used to be funny at first, now I don't even want to admit I live in Thailand when somebody asks me.

what on earth is a Kardashian? Aren't they characters in Star Trek?

she's a one-eyed, one-horned flying purple people eater (in disguise)

she's trying hard to be Angelina Jolie, like totally

CSD Seminar on train the Train Police

Participants: Commando Police - teacher

                     Railway Police - student

Topics: 1. BYOP (bring your own pillow) - how to sleep in comfort on a train

             2. Excuses, Excuses, Excuses - proven excuses and watertight alibis in case you "missed" your train

             3. Under Cover - drink alcohol, gamble and act like a *rick, and always, always wear uniform

Certification: Just pay the 20,000 baht already, you know the drill, duh!

But Kim was undisturbed. She was so motivated to have this girl in her life, she asked the manager of their resort hotel if he thought it was possible to adopt Pink.

No, he said, shattering Kim’s hopes

"...here, have a postcard of the hotel instead...", he added, mending Kim's dreams.

 

Mr Aryut Sinthoppant, director of Bang Kwang maximum security prison where Dr Wisut spent his term, said that Dr Wisut behaved extraordinarily well and was helpful in providing medical treatment to inmates in prison and, therefore, had his prison term cut for several times.

He claimed that Dr Wisut told him that he would spend time helping the society after his release from prison but did not elaborate what actually he would do.
 

Since he was providing medical treatment, his license was not revoked...

Prison Director: what would you do if you were free?

Dr. Wisut: I would help the society!

Prison Director: ok, you are free.

I have a Siemens front loader (9kg) and a Siemens dryer, which sits on top. They are three years old and no problems at all. I use the dryer basically only for towels, it dries a full load in about 30min, sucking the moisture out, similar principle to aircon. Very quiet operation and autobalance.

the police involved in any wrong doing will face serious charges as will their commander

 

Seriously? Nah, they can't be serious...is there such a thing as a seriously inactive post for serial offenders?