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    Worst Joke Ever

    in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!

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    A husband walks into Victoria's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife.
    He is shown several possibilities that range from €50 to €500 in price -- the sheerer, the higher the price.

    Naturally, he opts for the sheerest item, pays the €500, and takes it home. He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and model it for him.

    Upstairs the wife thinks,... I'm no dummy, 'I have an idea....
    It's so sheer that It might as well be nothing,...
    I won't put it on, but I'll do the modeling naked, ...return it tomorrow, and keep the €500 refund for myself.'

    She appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.
    The husband says, 'Good Grief! ....
    you'd think for €500, they'd at least iron it!'

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    Mother of boy viciously assaulted by soldier says she fears for her life after threats to silence her

    in Thailand News

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    4 hours ago, tominbkk said:

    I think most people who complain so bitterly on this forum did their best to try and make it here but couldn't figure out how and failed.  Maybe deported.  Then they get bitter and wail about how sour the grapes are.

    Or maybe some people, such as yourself, find Thailand the perfect place to be given the most heinous of crimes can be perpetrated as long as you have influence/money.

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    Worst Joke Ever

    in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!

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    An Arab Sheik was admitted to Hospital for heart surgery,
    but prior to the surgery, the doctors needed to have some of his blood type stored, in case the need arose.
    As the gentleman had an extremely rare type of blood that couldn't be found locally,..the call went out around the world. Finally, a Scotsman was located who had the same rare blood type, and after some coaxing, the Scot donated his blood for the Arab.
    After the surgery the Arab sent the Scotsman:
    a new BMW,
    a diamond necklace for his wife, and
    $100,000 US dollars in appreciation for the blood donation.

    A few months later, the Arab had to undergo a corrective surgery procedure.
    Once again, his doctor telephoned the Scotsman who this time was more than happy to donate his blood.
    After the second surgery, the Arab sent the Scotsman a thank-you card and a box of Quality Street Chocolates.
    The Scotsman was shocked that the Arab did not reciprocate his kind gesture as he had anticipated.
    He then phoned the Arab and asked him:
    "I thought you would be more generous than that - last time you sent me a BMW, diamonds and money, but this time you only sent me a lousy thank-you card and a crappy box of chocolates?"
    To this the Arab replied:
    "Aye laddie, but I now have Scottish blood in me veins."

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