British Man Leaves Home, Hides in Woods For 10 Years to Avoid Whining Wife

[InMyShadow]

It's odd, western women nag, Asian women bottle it up and give you the evil eye for weeks.. there is no middle ground

[NRGF]

9 hours ago, coconuthead said:

Those British women have an inbuilt mechanism to nag.

 

terrible creatures.

All women have an inbuilt mechanism to nag and whinge. 

 

[Joedoebarinio]

7 hours ago, ilostmypassword said:

This story is not really up to professional standards. The author should have indicated whether or not an attempt was made to contact the wife and get her side of the story.

  They did she just said “ Ney”.

[Joedoebarinio]

8 hours ago, GOLDBUGGY said:

Just got to Love the Guy! When he says enough is enough he really means it.

 

I know how he feels. I threatened to do the same with my first X-wife and move to the wilderness to Pan for Gold. Which after expenses I would give he half.

 

Too bad I didn't have enough guts to actually do that, and went the hard away around that with Divorce Courts and finally leaving with $50 in my wallet.

What! That much?

[Thakkar]

26 minutes ago, NRGF said:

All women have an inbuilt mechanism to nag and whinge. 

 

To a Thai hooker, all western men are sexpats, because those are the only western men she meets. If the only women I ever meet are naggy ones, I have to wonder if *I’m* the problem.

[GOLDBUGGY]

24 minutes ago, Joedoebarinio said:

What! That much?

Do you mean giving her half my Gold after expenses, or the $50 I hid in my sock?

[Ripvanwinkle]

Maybe a reincarnation of Rip van Winkle, a henpecked husband who wandered off into New York's Catskill Mountains, lay down and slept under a tree for 20 years. Or Epimenides of Knossos.

[Kadilo]

Naggy and saggy sounds about right, and less bark in the woods.


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[overherebc]

9 hours ago, BuaBS said:

The message here is : don't get married !

I reckon the real message is.

Get married, have max two kids.

Keep saving on the QT until the two kids are 21.

Take your saved up cash and run and don't even think about getting hitched again.

????

Well, we can all dream about what we should have done, but keep it quiet, don't tell your misses, even if it's a joke.

Oh,  nearly forgot, get your nuts cut after the second kid is born.

??

[boomerangutang]

true anatomical fact:

 

Q:  what 2 muscles in humans are just as strong in women as in men?

 

A.  thigh and tongue.

[boomerangutang]

10 hours ago, BuaBS said:

The message here is : don't get married !

I moved to Thailand 19 yrs ago.  I was pseudo-married (shacked up) several times in the early years here.  Main reasons women left:  A. I didn't want to make babies and B. am a tightwad.

 

I been single for a decade and don't regret a day.  Had a call from a beautiful Burmese woman recently.  We genuinely love each other.   She said she would come and live with me, to be like a wife.  I said 'fine.'   She said, "How much you pay?"   (prior times when she asked that q, I would demure and joke).  This time I said, "1,000 baht per day."   She said, "not enough" and hung up on me.  I feel fine.

[Kadilo]

I moved to Thailand 19 yrs ago.  I was pseudo-married (shacked up) several times in the early years here.  Main reasons women left:  A. I didn't want to make babies and B. am a tightwad.

 

I been single for a decade and don't regret a day.  Had a call from a beautiful Burmese woman recently.  We genuinely love each other.   She said she would come and live with me, to be like a wife.  I said 'fine.'   She said, "How much you pay?"   (prior times when she asked that q, I would demure and joke).  This time I said, "1,000 baht per day."   She said, "not enough" and hung up on me.  I feel fine.

Well you were right about the tightwad. :)

 

 

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[daveAustin]

Seems a bit extreme. Why didn't he just off her?

[Thakkar]

10 minutes ago, daveAustin said:

Seems a bit extreme. Why didn't he just off her?

Wait, there’s an off switch?? It must must be next to the G-spot, which I also can’t find. 

[boomerangutang]

10 hours ago, Kadilo said:

Well you were right about the tightwad. :)

I'm such a tightwad, that when I get a pair of tennis shoes, I cut the lacings in half, so I have another pair of half-length lacings for the subsequent pair.  That way I don't have to buy laces for the next pair.  (I go through tennis shoes, about one pair per 3 months, because I work outside every day).

[ballpoint]

17 hours ago, Thakkar said:

Wait, there’s an off switch?? It must must be next to the G-spot, which I also can’t find. 

You're looking in the wrong place.

 

 

[toofarnorth]

On Tuesday, October 17, 2017 at 12:01 PM, Thakkar said:

Shirley, you jest!

Stop calling me Surely.

[toofarnorth]

On Tuesday, October 17, 2017 at 2:43 PM, Reigntax said:

Imagine the nagging he received from her on return. Wonder if he has disappeared again yet?

Post 23 above.Once she was wound up  on and on she went like an old clock , 3 hours later I would walk in and get " And another thing ! " The last xmas I said " What are you getting me for Xmas ? "  That depends on how much spending money you give me .

 

My TW here says " What you want I give you big boy ? "

[balo]

Maybe he tried to escape from Hyacinth 

 

 

[NRGF]

If only.

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[Thongkorn]

On 10/17/2017 at 12:45 AM, Somtamnication said:

That was way too extreme. I would have moved to Thailand, instead. Oh wait! I did move to Thailand. 

 So are you still hiding in the woods,

[Jools]

Very hard to blame him. Poor bloke. 

[lamyai3]

These two had it right... 

"yup yup rabbit yup yup yup rabbit rabbit bunny rabbit rabbit yup rabbit rabbit bunny rabbit jabber jabber rabbit rabbit yup yup rabbit rabbit bunny bunny yup jabber rabbit" 

 

 

 

[Rhys]

Actually, want to take the bike and.....

[wabothai]

On 10/17/2017 at 6:30 PM, daveAustin said:

Seems a bit extreme. Why didn't he just off her?

she owned the papers