POSTER OF THE YEAR: The Final Round, 2017

[Justgrazing]

9 hours ago, howto said:

She would/could, in my sleep, superglue my penis onto my thigh.  Better than cutting it off with the kitchen Hinkel knife or my box cutter.  Suppose I'll just by the Camry.

 

Whoa there .. Don't tempt providence saying things like that here .. Thai females have been known to do just that particularly if hubby has been " breaking a bit off " for other lasses .. As a double up sort of insurance policy should you get a Challenger we would heartily suggest get one of these at the same time .. 

[howto]

I'm no longer in Thailand, After almost 3 decades,

returned to the USA with wife/children 1+ year ago.

Specifically Chattanooga TN.

Superb Internet, 1Gbs up/down, $70/mo.

It is to Darn Cold. One of the few things I miss of Thailand.

 

Could just buy a Harley Davidson Bike.

she would go for that.

The mfg plant is only 15 miles from here.

Seems everyone here has one. Personally, I dont like them.

Prefer fast, nimble Jap bikes.

 

[howto]

Buy the son a used Camry, here around $10K

get myself a bike,

Perhaps a Honda Goldwing (she would be ok with that)

Or a Kawisaki Ninga (nope)

renovate my 'mancave'.

Yeah, can do all of that for <$30K,

Then spend $30K in cryptocurrency investment.

 

 

[geronimo]

has this thread been hijacked by the motoring forum?

[Justgrazing]

Just now, geronimo said:

has this thread been hijacked by the motoring forum?

Bring it back into orbit Geronimo .. How stand we now as the contest goes into its final 90 something hrs .. Upset on the cards is there .?

[geronimo]

Just now, Justgrazing said:

Bring it back into orbit Geronimo .. How stand we now as the contest goes into its final 90 something hrs .. Upset on the cards is there .?

there are rumblings from my ears to the ground that suggest a large mobilisation of north eastern TV voters

[Justgrazing]

1 minute ago, geronimo said:

there are rumblings from my ears to the ground that suggest a large mobilisation of north eastern TV voters

What Newcastle supporters .! 

[geronimo]

Just now, Justgrazing said:

What Newcastle supporters .! 

Colin's immediate family I suspect. Massing at Korat is the news .....

[geronimo]

1 minute ago, geronimo said:

Colin's immediate family I suspect. Massing at Korat is the news .....

Yes, it's been confirmed! They're all wearing "Vote Colin for POTY" T shirts ......

[howto]

Hell no I've not hijacked this thread.

I was challenged, and proved my point.

 

I've other issues.

I suspect the wife has 'gossiped' to her friends,

both back in Thailand and here,

of how fantastic our sex is.

Three hour+ attentive sessions + 3 large X-tasys.

Wife is 54 yo, I'm 60.

Because every one of her friends, inc her sister,

has in suble yet obvious ways, offered themselves.

No she does not know of this,

and I've not succumbed to the temptation.

Darn, they are all quite beautiful.

Yet I know she would 'find out' as they can't keep a secret,

and my ass is grass and she is the lawnmower.

[geronimo]

Meanwhile, JT is calling on the BiB to intercept them before they hit the capital ..... plot thickens ....

[geronimo]

1 minute ago, howto said:

Hell no I've not hijacked this thread.

I was challenged, and proved my point.

 

I've other issues.

I suspect the wife has 'gossiped' to her friends,

both back in Thailand and here,

of how fantastic our sex is.

Three hour+ attentive sessions + 3 large X-tasys.

Wife is 54 yo, I'm 60.

Because every one of her friends, inc her sister,

has in suble yet obvious ways, offered themselves.

No she does not know of this,

and I've not succumbed to the temptation.

Darn, they are all quite beautiful.

Yet I know she would 'find out' as they can't keep a secret,

and my ass is grass and she is the lawnmower.

She might get a rumbling if you discuss it on an open forum

[Justgrazing]

9 minutes ago, geronimo said:

Colin's immediate family I suspect. Massing at Korat is the news .....

Aah got you .. A comeback is on then .. Nothing like it going the distance .. All the truly great contests go to the wire .. Ali v Frazier , LFC v AFC '89 , Hare v Tortoise , and now Trans v Colin .. 

[howto]

So what now, suggest the "general topics forum' is hijacking this thread.

It was suggested to me to be more ,,,

well read the previous posts.

I've nothing bad to say for any of the contestants.

GO TRANSAM.

[geronimo]

News just in ....

 

A man going by the name of Mr. T Ransam is wanted in the UK for tax evasion. Probably just coincidence ....

[Justgrazing]

14 minutes ago, geronimo said:

Meanwhile, JT is calling on the BiB to intercept them before they hit the capital ..... plot thickens ....

Col's supporters one step ahead of plod's plan to roadblock 'em dumped the minibuses in favour off something a bit more substantial .. 

[geronimo]

It's that time when I give out a few useless stats for the POTY over the years .....

 

If you morphed JAG, Baboon and DSD, they (as a single entity) would have 63 votes.

 

 

No one with 7 dots has ever won the contest

 

Mr. Bitey spent 23 days in captivity and no one was ever held accountable

 

In no year, (and at no time) has a last placed runner come from behind to win

 

Temperature DOES affect voting ..... after some serious research, it was found that the optimum temperature for POTY voting is between 28 and 31C. This would explain the very low turnout this year .....

 

Giving out cucumber sandwiches does work ..........

 

 

Multiple PM campaigning was finally outlawed in 2015 when a candidate admitted to sending 412 "Vote for me" PMs to every single TV member, and he did it with a single mouse click! Who'd have thought they would have had the technology way back then!

 

 

 

[geronimo]

Oh and perhaps the most interesting stat,

 

no one has ever come second three times in a row .... Colin is aiming to rectify that ...

[howto]

There is no shortage of 'horney' good women in any country.

Some are passive, yet their body language gives it away.

Some are aggressive, right to the point.

Woe to the the man whom can't read this,

never bluntly turn down an offer of pussy,

else suffer a womans scorn.

Do be deflective, find a way out.

[geronimo]

If you added the number of years the average TV member has been with us, then multiplied that by the number of posts JT has made, you get the end of the universe.

[geronimo]

1 minute ago, howto said:

There is no shortage of 'horney' good women in any country.

Some are passive, yet their body language gives it away.

Some are aggressive, right to the point.

Woe to the the man whom can't read this,

never bluntly turn down an offer of pussy,

else suffer a womans scorn.

Do be deflective, find a way out.

or take up stamp collecting .....

[geronimo]

If you take the number of beers Trans consumes daily and multiply that by the number of cats Nancy has owned, you get the same number of sheep that are currently grazing ....

[geronimo]

No one in a wheelchair has ever won POTY - That one could go this year ....

[geronimo]

If you take the number of times JLCrab has fired someone, then add the number of TV bans in total, and divide this number by the number of times that Sipi has done a border run, you get 629, which just happens to be the number of times that Trans has sung professionally.

[geronimo]

A Transgender has never run for POTY ........

[geronimo]

If you take the number of pages in this thread, then divide that by the number of posts removed, the answer is 4.318, which as we all know, is very significant.

[geronimo]

JT is the only TV poster who knows absolutely everything about everything, and that record looks to be staying firmly where it is.

[geronimo]

If you rounded up all of the TV mods, (not sure if that's even possible) and worked out their average age, each one would be either older or younger than the one next to him (her)

[geronimo]

Since 2011, 3 dotters are not allowed to vote

[geronimo]

If anyone is interested, the TV POTY statistics book (volume 31 (c)) is now out .......