Justgrazing Posted December 27, 2017 Share Posted December 27, 2017 9 hours ago, howto said: She would/could, in my sleep, superglue my penis onto my thigh. Better than cutting it off with the kitchen Hinkel knife or my box cutter. Suppose I'll just by the Camry. Whoa there .. Don't tempt providence saying things like that here .. Thai females have been known to do just that particularly if hubby has been " breaking a bit off " for other lasses .. As a double up sort of insurance policy should you get a Challenger we would heartily suggest get one of these at the same time .. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
howto Posted December 27, 2017 Share Posted December 27, 2017 I'm no longer in Thailand, After almost 3 decades, returned to the USA with wife/children 1+ year ago. Specifically Chattanooga TN. Superb Internet, 1Gbs up/down, $70/mo. It is to Darn Cold. One of the few things I miss of Thailand. Could just buy a Harley Davidson Bike. she would go for that. The mfg plant is only 15 miles from here. Seems everyone here has one. Personally, I dont like them. Prefer fast, nimble Jap bikes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
howto Posted December 27, 2017 Share Posted December 27, 2017 Buy the son a used Camry, here around $10K get myself a bike, Perhaps a Honda Goldwing (she would be ok with that) Or a Kawisaki Ninga (nope) renovate my 'mancave'. Yeah, can do all of that for <$30K, Then spend $30K in cryptocurrency investment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geronimo Posted December 27, 2017 Share Posted December 27, 2017 has this thread been hijacked by the motoring forum? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justgrazing Posted December 27, 2017 Share Posted December 27, 2017 Just now, geronimo said: has this thread been hijacked by the motoring forum? Bring it back into orbit Geronimo .. How stand we now as the contest goes into its final 90 something hrs .. Upset on the cards is there .? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geronimo Posted December 27, 2017 Share Posted December 27, 2017 Just now, Justgrazing said: Bring it back into orbit Geronimo .. How stand we now as the contest goes into its final 90 something hrs .. Upset on the cards is there .? there are rumblings from my ears to the ground that suggest a large mobilisation of north eastern TV voters Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justgrazing Posted December 27, 2017 Share Posted December 27, 2017 1 minute ago, geronimo said: there are rumblings from my ears to the ground that suggest a large mobilisation of north eastern TV voters What Newcastle supporters .! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geronimo Posted December 27, 2017 Share Posted December 27, 2017 Just now, Justgrazing said: What Newcastle supporters .! Colin's immediate family I suspect. Massing at Korat is the news ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geronimo Posted December 27, 2017 Share Posted December 27, 2017 1 minute ago, geronimo said: Colin's immediate family I suspect. Massing at Korat is the news ..... Yes, it's been confirmed! They're all wearing "Vote Colin for POTY" T shirts ...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
howto Posted December 27, 2017 Share Posted December 27, 2017 Hell no I've not hijacked this thread. I was challenged, and proved my point. I've other issues. I suspect the wife has 'gossiped' to her friends, both back in Thailand and here, of how fantastic our sex is. Three hour+ attentive sessions + 3 large X-tasys. Wife is 54 yo, I'm 60. Because every one of her friends, inc her sister, has in suble yet obvious ways, offered themselves. No she does not know of this, and I've not succumbed to the temptation. Darn, they are all quite beautiful. Yet I know she would 'find out' as they can't keep a secret, and my ass is grass and she is the lawnmower. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geronimo Posted December 27, 2017 Share Posted December 27, 2017 Meanwhile, JT is calling on the BiB to intercept them before they hit the capital ..... plot thickens .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geronimo Posted December 27, 2017 Share Posted December 27, 2017 1 minute ago, howto said: Hell no I've not hijacked this thread. I was challenged, and proved my point. I've other issues. I suspect the wife has 'gossiped' to her friends, both back in Thailand and here, of how fantastic our sex is. Three hour+ attentive sessions + 3 large X-tasys. Wife is 54 yo, I'm 60. Because every one of her friends, inc her sister, has in suble yet obvious ways, offered themselves. No she does not know of this, and I've not succumbed to the temptation. Darn, they are all quite beautiful. Yet I know she would 'find out' as they can't keep a secret, and my ass is grass and she is the lawnmower. She might get a rumbling if you discuss it on an open forum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justgrazing Posted December 27, 2017 Share Posted December 27, 2017 (edited) 9 minutes ago, geronimo said: Colin's immediate family I suspect. Massing at Korat is the news ..... Aah got you .. A comeback is on then .. Nothing like it going the distance .. All the truly great contests go to the wire .. Ali v Frazier , LFC v AFC '89 , Hare v Tortoise , and now Trans v Colin .. Edited December 27, 2017 by Justgrazing Sp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
howto Posted December 27, 2017 Share Posted December 27, 2017 So what now, suggest the "general topics forum' is hijacking this thread. It was suggested to me to be more ,,, well read the previous posts. I've nothing bad to say for any of the contestants. GO TRANSAM. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geronimo Posted December 27, 2017 Share Posted December 27, 2017 News just in .... A man going by the name of Mr. T Ransam is wanted in the UK for tax evasion. Probably just coincidence .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justgrazing Posted December 27, 2017 Share Posted December 27, 2017 14 minutes ago, geronimo said: Meanwhile, JT is calling on the BiB to intercept them before they hit the capital ..... plot thickens .... Col's supporters one step ahead of plod's plan to roadblock 'em dumped the minibuses in favour off something a bit more substantial .. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geronimo Posted December 27, 2017 Share Posted December 27, 2017 It's that time when I give out a few useless stats for the POTY over the years ..... If you morphed JAG, Baboon and DSD, they (as a single entity) would have 63 votes. No one with 7 dots has ever won the contest Mr. Bitey spent 23 days in captivity and no one was ever held accountable In no year, (and at no time) has a last placed runner come from behind to win Temperature DOES affect voting ..... after some serious research, it was found that the optimum temperature for POTY voting is between 28 and 31C. This would explain the very low turnout this year ..... Giving out cucumber sandwiches does work .......... Multiple PM campaigning was finally outlawed in 2015 when a candidate admitted to sending 412 "Vote for me" PMs to every single TV member, and he did it with a single mouse click! Who'd have thought they would have had the technology way back then! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geronimo Posted December 27, 2017 Share Posted December 27, 2017 (edited) Oh and perhaps the most interesting stat, no one has ever come second three times in a row .... Colin is aiming to rectify that ... Edited December 27, 2017 by geronimo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
howto Posted December 27, 2017 Share Posted December 27, 2017 There is no shortage of 'horney' good women in any country. Some are passive, yet their body language gives it away. Some are aggressive, right to the point. Woe to the the man whom can't read this, never bluntly turn down an offer of pussy, else suffer a womans scorn. Do be deflective, find a way out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geronimo Posted December 27, 2017 Share Posted December 27, 2017 If you added the number of years the average TV member has been with us, then multiplied that by the number of posts JT has made, you get the end of the universe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geronimo Posted December 27, 2017 Share Posted December 27, 2017 1 minute ago, howto said: There is no shortage of 'horney' good women in any country. Some are passive, yet their body language gives it away. Some are aggressive, right to the point. Woe to the the man whom can't read this, never bluntly turn down an offer of pussy, else suffer a womans scorn. Do be deflective, find a way out. or take up stamp collecting ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geronimo Posted December 27, 2017 Share Posted December 27, 2017 If you take the number of beers Trans consumes daily and multiply that by the number of cats Nancy has owned, you get the same number of sheep that are currently grazing .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geronimo Posted December 27, 2017 Share Posted December 27, 2017 No one in a wheelchair has ever won POTY - That one could go this year .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geronimo Posted December 27, 2017 Share Posted December 27, 2017 If you take the number of times JLCrab has fired someone, then add the number of TV bans in total, and divide this number by the number of times that Sipi has done a border run, you get 629, which just happens to be the number of times that Trans has sung professionally. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geronimo Posted December 27, 2017 Share Posted December 27, 2017 A Transgender has never run for POTY ........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geronimo Posted December 27, 2017 Share Posted December 27, 2017 If you take the number of pages in this thread, then divide that by the number of posts removed, the answer is 4.318, which as we all know, is very significant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geronimo Posted December 27, 2017 Share Posted December 27, 2017 JT is the only TV poster who knows absolutely everything about everything, and that record looks to be staying firmly where it is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geronimo Posted December 27, 2017 Share Posted December 27, 2017 If you rounded up all of the TV mods, (not sure if that's even possible) and worked out their average age, each one would be either older or younger than the one next to him (her) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geronimo Posted December 27, 2017 Share Posted December 27, 2017 Since 2011, 3 dotters are not allowed to vote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geronimo Posted December 27, 2017 Share Posted December 27, 2017 If anyone is interested, the TV POTY statistics book (volume 31 (c)) is now out ....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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