2 minutes ago, geronimo said:

I bow (grovelling) to a man with more than a 2-1 post-like ratio and will call the foundation pick up at the end of the evening ... free of charge ....

Don't forget the 8 dots.

Maybe there are multiple dot universes, and in another one, I am a poor kid in Afghanistan or a trump supporter in Alabama, it's all possible, according to quantum physics.... maybe there are 3 million TV forums and every member has 159,000 identities ... Perhaps I should quit the mushrooms .....

3 minutes ago, Ron19 said:

Don't forget the 8 dots.

It's you who are forgetting the seventh one, and when I get that, you will receive the kind of respect an eight dotter deserves ....

JCB have reported huge share price increases....... something to do with tunnel digging ... remember, you heard it here first .....

Cannockmuck must have lost his voice .... either that or he's digging ......

Or perhaps sleeping after a double shift of baboon culling ......

Just in ......   

 

Impeachment! That's' the headlines of the NYT, as a certain Florida business tycoon is preparing his team of lawyers, for what might just be the most lucrative law suit since Mrs. Bingham sued KFC for that hot coffee spill ....

4 hours ago, geronimo said:

There's that illuminati tattoo again!

the free mason tattoo is on his butt.

Just now, Naam said:

the free mason tattoo is on his butt.

Where it should be .....

BTW I am supposed to offer a Q&A service, so if there's any queeries, send em over ...

Giving how many times Steve Tyler sings the word sing and implores you to sing along with him we feel this song will be fully appreciated by trans-am ..

Someone just called in on the 0800 number and asked why so few members have voted, so I referred them to a baboon behaviour tutorial and they understood .....

am i still POTY ... 

Just now, Justgrazing said:

Giving how many times Steve Tyler sings the word sing and implores you to sing along with him we feel this song would be better aimed at trans-am ..

Well its feedback we want ... what do have in mind? A totally unbiased account of what occurs?

Just now, geronimo said:

Well its feedback we want ... what do have in mind? A totally unbiased account of what occurs?

You cover trans's payment and we have deal... Trans - The faux contestant, I can see it now ......

3 hours ago, Scott said:

If you go through a sex change we give you 2 extra dots.   If you switch back, you 3 more!   Interested in getting an additional 5 dots?

If you get 5 at once does that make you DOTY?

Just now, geronimo said:

You cover trans's payment and we have deal... Trans - The faux contestant, I can see it now ......

There's so much dirt, I have to wear a Chernobyl suit ..... 

10 minutes ago, Naam said:

the free mason tattoo is on his butt.

That was our secret....

1 minute ago, Bluespunk said:

If you get 5 at once does that make you DOTY?

when the cheque clears .....

29 minutes ago, geronimo said:

I bow (grovelling) to a man with more than a 2-1 post-like ratio and will call the foundation pick up at the end of the evening ... free of charge ....

In all fairness when you have 8 dots a 'like' counts as 2.

21 minutes ago, geronimo said:

It's you who are forgetting the seventh one, and when I get that, you will receive the kind of respect an eight dotter deserves ....

I'll be missing for a while, Dot has brought me up some lunch. Lovely lady your dot.

 

News (unverified) just in .....

 

DSD is in quarantine after an unsuccessful attempt to leave the country with DD (who was travelling under a false passport under the name of Mr. Tee Hee) and both are implicating a bunch of monkeys ... expecting DSI involvement afore the end of business hours ....

3 minutes ago, vogie said:

In all fairness when you have 8 dots a 'like' counts as 2.

How'd you know that? You only have 6!

4 minutes ago, Ron19 said:

I'll be missing for a while, Dot has brought me up some lunch. Lovely lady your dot.

 

Empty promises ... think I'll throw my TV aspirations in the "trump achievements" bin .....

Just now, geronimo said:

Empty promises ... think I'll throw my TV aspirations in the "trump achievements" bin .....

If it wasn't for the measly amount of money that trickles down from your corporation into my little account, I'd quit!!! Even if you will kill all my descendants! My name is Geronimo, I might remind you Sir!

The seventh dot .... sigh ........ 

If Nancy (a 7-dotter) and I make a joint dot award application, could we split it down the middle?

1 minute ago, geronimo said:

If Nancy (a 7-dotter) and I make a joint dot award application, could we split it down the middle?

I admit, I do little for the community, other than this commentary, but surely, with N's tireless contributions to the welfare of humanity, I can share her spoils .....

Perhaps we could have additional awards at the POTY Ceremony, I'd be happy to kneel at the winner's feet, just to be in their physical presence would be reward enough, and we could help with the body clearing ....

If my photographer gets free beer, we're on!