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before I go I want to ....

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Before I go I want to ....              What comes to your mind of '  want to do's  '    ??

 

hook up with a Vietnamese and leave them 1,000,000 Vietnamese Dong in my will

find a busy KFC with long queue and when I get to the counter ask the the girl which part of Thailand the chicken comes from

jump on an air Asia flight and ask the person sitting next to me where's he going

order one Heineken in Soi cowboy and pay with a Bangkok Bank bank cheque

give 1,000 baht to the first thai who can quote ' Roger Ramjet ran over a rabbit riding his racing rickshaw around Victory Monument violently '

stand outside Paragon and ask for directions to Cambodia

meet a Thai bar girl who doesn't have any sick buffaloes

 

merry xmas to all ...

 

Me think that already got stuck into the eggnog too early? and that

eggnog is highly spiked with lots more than eggs...

21 minutes ago, ezzra said:

Me think that already got stuck into the eggnog too early? and that

eggnog is highly spiked with lots more than eggs...

Indeed, and since there has been considerable consumption of nog, off to The Pub for more.

"I don't want to know why you can't. I want to know how you can!"

Steven ole lad you have missed the most important thing off your list!!

What about meeting Khun Prayut, and kissing his butt.:cheesy::cheesy:

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2 minutes ago, colinneil said:

Steven ole lad you have missed the most important thing off your list!!

What about meeting Khun Prayut, and kissing his butt.:cheesy::cheesy:

now now .....   shake hands yes.

Hmmmm. I have several, but none permissible on TVF.

Perhaps the most acceptable would involve liquid chocolate and a very delightful companion.

1 minute ago, thaibeachlovers said:

Hmmmm. I have several, but none permissible on TVF.

Perhaps the most acceptable would involve liquid chocolate and a very delightful companion.

You would like a sexual experience using liquid chocolate and a woman ?

Why dont you go ahead and do it then ?

Rather than just talking about it ?

2 minutes ago, sanemax said:

You would like a sexual experience using liquid chocolate and a woman ?

Why dont you go ahead and do it then ?

Rather than just talking about it ?

Do you have a contribution to the thread or is it just your mission to attack me personally? :coffee1:

2 minutes ago, thaibeachlovers said:

Do you have a contribution to the thread or is it just your mission to attack me personally? :coffee1:

It wasnt an attack , I simply inquired about why you dont male your fantasy become a reality

 

15 minutes ago, thaibeachlovers said:

Do you have a contribution to the thread or is it just your mission to attack me personally? :coffee1:

I agree with sanemax, chicken boy. And ... pix or it didn't happen. OK? 

19 minutes ago, sanemax said:

It wasnt an attack , I simply inquired about why you dont male your fantasy become a reality

 

It was satire. It's not my fault if you didn't get it.

 

Here's a hint- farang pub sub forum- fun, entertainment etc.

before i go, i want to:

A get back to civilization

B eat caviar & egg

Was quite original until you felt the need to resort to this cliche

 

"meet a Thai bar girl who doesn't have any sick buffaloes" 

 

Also appears, with the exception of your Dong, your dying wish is to irritate innocent people!!

 

Merry Christmas Ho Ho Ho

 

 

On 23.12.2017 at 8:06 AM, thaibeachlovers said:

Hmmmm. I have several, but none permissible on TVF.

Perhaps the most acceptable would involve liquid chocolate and a very delightful companion.

It is just as much fun with cream...

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