I've shaken Beadle's right (gammy) hand when he gave me 1,000 pounds sterling. I hope he cleaned it before and after.

I've also shaken my willy, too, but never on television.

May I recommend you have a surgical separation, say 50-50, then you'll give and receive twice the pleasure. May I suggest attaching the excess 50% ON YOUR FOREHEAD.

This has got to be a troll. There's a bigger chance of a guy with a 12 inch penis screaming "It's too small!" than a guy wanting to "shorten" his penis.

Maybe I am a troll with a massive penis. You remind me of a .....

May I recommend you have a surgical separation, say 50-50, then you'll give and receive twice the pleasure. May I suggest attaching the excess 50% ON YOUR FOREHEAD.

why when I can take the one off yours and still have a massive penis?

Try The Large Penis Support Group at www.lpsg.org I had the same problem when i was a little younger and got it operated on, i went from being just under 14 inches on the hard down to just over 7.

Since then my whole life has improved a great deal and sex with my wife is fantastic.

My wife married me for my.......oh never mind

Sex is great it is just the way the dam thing is so big. I mean womens eyes just pop out. Its really hard.