Genitals

[2long]

I've shaken Beadle's right (gammy) hand when he gave me 1,000 pounds sterling. I hope he cleaned it before and after.

I've also shaken my willy, too, but never on television.

[sibeymai]

May I recommend you have a surgical separation, say 50-50, then you'll give and receive twice the pleasure. May I suggest attaching the excess 50% ON YOUR FOREHEAD.

[coldcrush]

This has got to be a troll. There's a bigger chance of a guy with a 12 inch penis screaming "It's too small!" than a guy wanting to "shorten" his penis.

Maybe I am a troll with a massive penis. You remind me of a .....

[coldcrush]

May I recommend you have a surgical separation, say 50-50, then you'll give and receive twice the pleasure. May I suggest attaching the excess 50% ON YOUR FOREHEAD.

why when I can take the one off yours and still have a massive penis?

[Acquiesce]

Try The Large Penis Support Group at www.lpsg.org I had the same problem when i was a little younger and got it operated on, i went from being just under 14 inches on the hard down to just over 7.

Since then my whole life has improved a great deal and sex with my wife is fantastic.

[OneeyedJohn]

My wife married me for my.......oh never mind

[coldcrush]

Sex is great it is just the way the dam thing is so big. I mean womens eyes just pop out. Its really hard.