snoop1130 Posted January 5, 2018 Share Posted January 5, 2018 Thai penis whitening treatment doesn’t work, could lead to infection: experts By Coconuts Bangkok Photo: Lelux Hospital/ Facebook Even as the world is still wrapping its head around yesterday’s news about a new penis whitening treatment offered by a hospital outside of Bangkok, experts are responding to the phallic fad. Their thoughts? That the treatment’s results will not be permanent. A penis is bound to return to its natural color, according to Dr. Mingkwan Wichaidit, director of Thailand’s Department of Medical Services, who told the Morning News that our bodies will still build melanin, which reverses the result of the laser treatment. Yesterday, Facebook posts on the whitening penis treatment from Lelux Hospital went viral. A video posted to its employee’s personal Facebook page shows a man lying on a hospital bed as the doctor allegedly lightened his penis at the end of the bed beneath a blanket. Full Story: https://coconuts.co/bangkok/news/thai-penis-whitening-treatment-doesnt-work-lead-infection-experts/ -- © Copyright Coconuts Bangkok 2018-1-5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coulson Posted January 5, 2018 Share Posted January 5, 2018 So penis whitening is proven to be just for dicks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oxx Posted January 5, 2018 Share Posted January 5, 2018 (edited) 27 minutes ago, snoop1130 said: Dr. Mingkwan Wichaidit ... told the Morning News that our bodies will still build melanin, which reverses the result of the laser treatment. Uh, isn't melanin produced in response to sunlight? Unless the patient waggles his willy in the sun it will stay pale. Edited January 5, 2018 by Oxx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geriatrickid Posted January 5, 2018 Share Posted January 5, 2018 15 minutes ago, Oxx said: Uh, isn't melanin produced in response to sunlight? Unless the patient waggles his willy in the sun it will stay pale. Not applicable here. Skin pigmentation continues throughout life, otherwise black people's clothed areas would eventually become white over time as it was shielded from the sun.When is the last time you saw a Norwegian or Swedish black person, black only on the head, forearms and hands? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oxx Posted January 5, 2018 Share Posted January 5, 2018 15 minutes ago, geriatrickid said: 34 minutes ago, Oxx said: Uh, isn't melanin produced in response to sunlight? Unless the patient waggles his willy in the sun it will stay pale. Not applicable here. Skin pigmentation continues throughout life, otherwise black people's clothed areas would eventually become white over time as it was shielded from the sun.When is the last time you saw a Norwegian or Swedish black person, black only on the head, forearms and hands? I bow to your obviously vastly greater experience of looking at naked negros. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joebuzz Posted January 5, 2018 Share Posted January 5, 2018 I think if a That's wife or girlfriend wants a White willie..... She should call me. I work for drinks and dinner. We can even skip the movie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lingba Posted January 5, 2018 Share Posted January 5, 2018 so the dude is basically dark skin...he takes off all his clothes and BINGO..everything is dark except his little willy which is white...whats the point of him wanting to do this is what I wanna know...I mean I think its comical...if he is so into whitening than just do the entire body...Geez the obsession with being white! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
overherebc Posted January 5, 2018 Share Posted January 5, 2018 44 minutes ago, Lingba said: so the dude is basically dark skin...he takes off all his clothes and BINGO..everything is dark except his little willy which is white...whats the point of him wanting to do this is what I wanna know...I mean I think its comical...if he is so into whitening than just do the entire body...Geez the obsession with being white! I'm looking for a treatment that makes mine black and twice as big, ok, three times as big.? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emster23 Posted January 6, 2018 Share Posted January 6, 2018 13 hours ago, Lingba said: so the dude is basically dark skin...he takes off all his clothes and BINGO..everything is dark except his little willy which is white...whats the point of him wanting to do this is what I wanna know...I mean I think its comical...if he is so into whitening than just do the entire body...Geez the obsession with being white! Maybe the contrast makes it easier to locate? Whole procedure seems rather pointless as one would suspect he wants to put it where the sun don't shine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Somtamnication Posted January 6, 2018 Share Posted January 6, 2018 I asked my wife if I should get it done. She told me that the Big White Torpedo needs no whitening! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coconutman Posted January 6, 2018 Share Posted January 6, 2018 When it gets pink and big from an infection they think it is working Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destiny1990 Posted January 6, 2018 Share Posted January 6, 2018 Better darken it so it get the african model.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hansnl Posted January 6, 2018 Share Posted January 6, 2018 14 hours ago, overherebc said: I'm looking for a treatment that makes mine black and twice as big, ok, three times as big.? You are asking too much. Forget the black, keep praying for the enlargement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darcula Posted January 6, 2018 Share Posted January 6, 2018 16 hours ago, snoop1130 said: Facebook page shows a man lying on a hospital bed as the doctor allegedly lightened his penis at the end of the bed beneath a blanket Does this classify as a Facebook selfie? Just asking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lamyai3 Posted January 6, 2018 Share Posted January 6, 2018 It's well established that laser skin whitening should only be used on small areas such as blemishes. However, that's not to say it couldn't be effective on blemish sized penises. Furthermore, if they ban the treatment here I fear it'll be back to the old self treatment methods seen in the recent past, such as injecting olive oil to plump things up. Before long we'll see laser whitening home remedies, using a magnifying glass and the midday sun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lamyai3 Posted January 6, 2018 Share Posted January 6, 2018 14 hours ago, overherebc said: I'm looking for a treatment that makes mine black and twice as big, ok, three times as big.? The treatment involves a tin of boot polish and and an attractive polisher. Within a minute you'll be three times as big and have exactly the colour you were after. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
overherebc Posted January 6, 2018 Share Posted January 6, 2018 8 minutes ago, lamyai3 said: The treatment involves a tin of boot polish and and an attractive polisher. Within a minute you'll be three times as big and have exactly the colour you were after. That reminds me of the painting that appeared overnight in a gallery. It was 3 black guys sitting naked on a bench and the one in the middle had a white willy. Experts debated for days on the possible meaning of the painting but could never agree on it's true meaning. After a while the curator admitted he painted it and hung it up. When asked to explain the meaning of his work he explained. It's 3 coal miners and the one in the middle went home for lunch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TConthePC Posted January 6, 2018 Share Posted January 6, 2018 Seems like a white wash ro me!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atyclb Posted January 6, 2018 Share Posted January 6, 2018 doesnt work? worked for 007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atyclb Posted January 6, 2018 Share Posted January 6, 2018 47 minutes ago, lamyai3 said: The treatment involves a tin of boot polish and and an attractive polisher. Within a minute you'll be three times as big and have exactly the colour you were after. much rather have the attractive thai polisher chick than the polisher ali g had Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stargeezr Posted January 6, 2018 Share Posted January 6, 2018 Just use New Skin that Aussie lotion. Geezer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rooster59 Posted January 6, 2018 Share Posted January 6, 2018 Word of mouth about penis whitening attracts customers to hospital By Mayuree Sukyingcharoenwong The Nation Health officials turned up at Lelux Hospital yesterday to investigate reports that it provides and advertises whitening services for male genitalia. “They have come to ask for information about the services,” the hospital’s marketing manager Popol Tansakul told The Nation. Popol said he had already assured the officials that laser treatments for male genitalia were safe because they focused more on crotches. He admitted that health officials from the Nonthaburi Public Health Office had also asked about advertising the services. “But we don’t advertise these services,” said Popol. “What has appeared on social media comes from a post by a hospital staffer. It’s not a post from our hospital.” “New services. Reduce pigmentation. Make penis whiter. No pain. No recuperation needed. Let’s tag people who should do it,” read the post by Facebook user Atittayapa Photiya, who described herself as working for Lelux Hospital. On Thursday, the post was still on her Facebook page and received many shares and comments but it had been removed by press time yesterday. Popol said that since the whitening service had received attention on social media his hospital had received many phone calls asking about the services. “But in fact, we have already had a constant flow of customers. Word of mouth has done the job,” he said. He said straight men, gays and trans people had all been among those to sign up for the procedure. Source: http://www.nationmultimedia.com/detail/national/30335515 -- © Copyright The Nation 2018-01-06 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Artisi Posted January 6, 2018 Share Posted January 6, 2018 1 hour ago, lamyai3 said: It's well established that laser skin whitening should only be used on small areas such as blemishes. However, that's not to say it couldn't be effective on blemish sized penises. Furthermore, if they ban the treatment here I fear it'll be back to the old self treatment methods seen in the recent past, such as injecting olive oil to plump things up. Before long we'll see laser whitening home remedies, using a magnifying glass and the midday sun. Now that could be dangerous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Topdoc Posted January 6, 2018 Share Posted January 6, 2018 What lies ahead, white willies or white lies? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tanner Posted January 6, 2018 Share Posted January 6, 2018 2 hours ago, hansnl said: You are asking too much. Forget the black, keep praying for the enlargement. Try hanging a brick on it for a few days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tryasimight Posted January 6, 2018 Share Posted January 6, 2018 17 hours ago, overherebc said: I'm looking for a treatment that makes mine black and twice as big, ok, three times as big.? A good kick in the groin might do the job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naam Posted January 6, 2018 Share Posted January 6, 2018 18 hours ago, overherebc said: I'm looking for a treatment that makes mine black and twice as big, ok, three times as big.? not only length but diameter too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Miller Posted January 6, 2018 Share Posted January 6, 2018 1 hour ago, Topdoc said: What lies ahead, white willies or white lies? Little white lies? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sawadee1947 Posted January 6, 2018 Share Posted January 6, 2018 whitening or not.....anyway too short....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shackleton Posted January 6, 2018 Share Posted January 6, 2018 When articles like this makes the UK papers you know its a slow news day it can only happen in Thailand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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