"I swear - my hand had a life of it's own" - lady boy thief tells Pattaya cops after Iranian phone theft

 

Image: Daily News

 

Thai media reported that a Pattaya lady boy came up with a novel excuse after being caught thieving on Beach Road.

 

Watchara Phrodee, 24, refused to take responsibility for the actions of his hand. 

 

Watchara had stolen a Samsung S7 after a grope in the hours of darkness. Victim Majid Talep had already flown home so he left the case to a friend, said Pol Maj Gen Nanthachart Suphamongkhon announcing the resolution of the case yesterday.

 

Watchara said: "It is my first time stealing. I was drunk. I saw the handsome man and gave him a cuddle. Then my hand was on his phone. It had a life of its own. I swear on my life that I didn't know what I was doing".

 

Police discovered that Watchara had ten reports for previous misdemeanors of "wandering about". There was also a charge of possessing and using drugs.

 

He was charged with theft at night. 

 

Source: Daily News

 

 

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4 minutes ago, rooster59 said:

after a grope in the hours of darkness

Looking at the state of it, I think it must have been pitch black, with no street lighting !

Charge that wayward hand!

I bet he says that every night!!!

I can believe it to be true,difficult for most farangs here to understand of course but as ghosts and ghostly happenings really do exist here then anything is possible..............

Why did they censor the picture , are we not allowed to look at ugly faces anymore ?  

Ah! Sweet relief. Finally some pointing! 555

Perfect story 

My hand do the same when I see a beautiful lady 555

If the errant hand had stolen the Iranian's phone in Iran it'd have been removed by now. 

Sharia law will fix that hand!

4 hours ago, jerojero said:

Ah! Sweet relief. Finally some pointing! 555

yes, he is pointing at her and she is pointing at the phone, the buck stops here, the phone did it, it wandered.

 

 

I'm guessing now that  'brake-failures' will now start being a new series of 'my foot had a life of it's own'

6 hours ago, rooster59 said:

Watchara Phrodee, 24, refused to take responsibility for the actions of his hand. 

well, if it is like that, it would be the best to get rid of this nasty piece of sh.... Chop it....!

I would prefer the ladyboy points to himself so that its more clear.

With an excuse like that, then he should be sectioned due to still believing superstitious Channel 3 soap opera mumbo-jumbo nonsense in the 21st century...honestly, defuk man 

Edited January 13, 20188 yr by Sir Dude

"In the hours of darkness".....no problem, some set of headlights there, but probably aftermarket add on's!!!

She should be pointing at her other hand.

Theft at night!

Most likely cheaper than theft at daylight as more people could witness the "miracle" of the hand-out-of-control. 

Is there anyone with common sense; I mean, the whole world will have a good laugh on the stupidity of the authorities. 

MAN.  LADYMAN.    you are not a boy at 24.   so this one and the rest are LADYMEN.  why are Thais so intent on calling them LADYBOYS. 

I am waiting for the next story from court. Maybe the judge send his hand for 2 years in prison and him must gone with!!! :-)

 

Edited January 13, 20188 yr by snowgard

2 hours ago, cookieqw said:

MAN.  LADYMAN.    you are not a boy at 24.   so this one and the rest are LADYMEN.  why are Thais so intent on calling them LADYBOYS. 

Seriously, dude?

It's like Cowboys.

You don't say Cowmen.

 

 

Next ... 

4 hours ago, cookieqw said:

  why are Thais so intent on calling them LADYBOYS. 

They don't, Thais call them kathoei/กะเทย as far as I know that word is unrelated to ladies or boys.

 

The source of the word ladyboy has nothing to do with Thailand:

 

Quote

Year 1857   F. A. Ross Slavery ordained by God 20  

Young Bloomers,..striding up to a mincing young gentleman with long curls, attenuated waist, and soft, velvet face,—the boy-lady to say, ‘May I see you home, sir?’ and the lady-boy to reply, ‘I thank ye—no; pa will send the carriage.’

 

Edited January 13, 20188 yr by Air Smiles

Another great advertisement for Pattaya

I'm disappointed there is no police in the photo !!

Just 1 pointing at the Iranian would have completed the picture...

With this feminine figure,the Iranian should have setteled for an out-of-court settlement???

On 1/14/2018 at 9:31 AM, rodney earl said:

Another great advertisement for Pattaya

Another advert?  Was there one before?????

Actually, in this case, I believe the ladyboy:  They just can't help stealing.  It's a reflex response.

22 minutes ago, BangkokBaksida said:

Actually, in this case, I believe the ladyboy:  They just can't help stealing.  It's a reflex response.

 

he mistook it for the dude's Telling Bone

 

and he got well hung up on it

The 'erm bloke might be afflicted with " alien hand syndrome " aka Strangelove syndrome though the 'op don't mention which hand did the tea-leafing .. Going on the symptoms if it was a left handed job , he/she might be afflicted but a right handed dip could mean being bang to rights fair n' square .. 

wow this tread is 6 months old. any way, if your hand has a mind of its own you must be great in bed with yourself.