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Beach

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One day there was this man that went to a beach completely naked even

though the beach was a non-nud_e beach.

But the man thought and thought looking around. Nobody is here so he

doesn't care. He takes off his towel and lays down with a newspaper to

cover his privates just in case.

Soon comes a little girl that asks "Sir, what's under the newspaper?"

The man replies with "it's a birdy and never ever touch it."

He soon falls asleep.

Later on when he wakes up, he's in the hospital feeling immense pain around

his private area. The doctors ask what happened and all he could remember

was the girl at the beach.

Later on the cops arrive at her house asking what she had done. She said

"well I was playing with the birdy but then it spit this white stuff at me.

I got really mad. So I broke it's neck, stepped on it's eggs, and burned

it's nest."

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