Living Will

A LIVING WILL

While watching a football game a couple weeks back,

my wife and I were discussing life and death.

I told her, "Just so you know,

I never want to live in a vegetative state,

dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle.

If that ever happens, just pull the plug."

She promptly got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all my beer.

Some days I hate being married to a smart ass.

Edited January 21, 200719 yr by Jamesyboi