Justfine Posted March 2, 2018 Share Posted March 2, 2018 7 hours ago, Beats56 said: When house geckos don't startle you anymore. That's dinner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BTB1977 Posted March 2, 2018 Share Posted March 2, 2018 When the bar girls stop calling you sexy man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janclaes47 Posted March 2, 2018 Share Posted March 2, 2018 When you floor the throttle pedal when the traffic light 100 meter ahead turns amber. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anon537687643 Posted March 4, 2018 Share Posted March 4, 2018 All big shops have loyalty cards. Spend $1000 and get $10 or whatever.And not worth bothering with ! In the Uk it’s 1p for £1 spend ! Equivalent of 50 Satang for 45 baht spent Sent from my iPhone using Thailand Forum - Thaivisa mobile app Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transam Posted March 4, 2018 Share Posted March 4, 2018 When you salute the BiB.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAKAPALITA Posted March 4, 2018 Share Posted March 4, 2018 When You have a GPS , but rarely use it.Sent from my iPhone using Thaivisa Connect Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justfine Posted March 4, 2018 Share Posted March 4, 2018 1 hour ago, markaoffy said: And not worth bothering with ! In the Uk it’s 1p for £1 spend ! Equivalent of 50 Satang for 45 baht spent Sent from my iPhone using Thailand Forum - Thaivisa mobile app Depends which ones. If you are buying stuff there anyway and get $ 50-100 a year in freebies its worth it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garyk Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 Haha,, great thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAKAPALITA Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 When you are surprised at seeing Toast evenly brown , or enjoy those awfull Sausage things.Sent from my iPhone using Thaivisa Connect Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatOngo Posted March 13, 2018 Author Share Posted March 13, 2018 .....when your dog barks all night and you do nothing about it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EVENKEEL Posted March 13, 2018 Share Posted March 13, 2018 On 3/2/2018 at 2:01 AM, HAKAPALITA said: When the PC Mods ban u from T.V If you've only been banned once you're still an amateur. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EVENKEEL Posted March 13, 2018 Share Posted March 13, 2018 On 3/3/2018 at 10:51 PM, transam said: When you salute the BiB.... I salute the lady at Macro handing out parking stamps, does that count? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAKAPALITA Posted March 13, 2018 Share Posted March 13, 2018 When you tink all ferangs are Bald.[emoji1410]Sent from my iPhone using Thaivisa Connect Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transam Posted March 13, 2018 Share Posted March 13, 2018 3 minutes ago, EVENKEEL said: I salute the lady at Macro handing out parking stamps, does that count? As long it is with a Wai too. I concur... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StreetCowboy Posted March 13, 2018 Share Posted March 13, 2018 8 hours ago, PatOngo said: .....when your dog barks all night and you do nothing about it! How do you find out if your dog barks all night? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatOngo Posted March 14, 2018 Author Share Posted March 14, 2018 20 hours ago, StreetCowboy said: How do you find out if your dog barks all night? I asked it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berkshire Posted March 14, 2018 Share Posted March 14, 2018 When you visit your homeland and hit-on 20 yr old cashiers....and are surprised when she thinks you're a dirty old man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StreetCowboy Posted March 15, 2018 Share Posted March 15, 2018 On 3/14/2018 at 8:20 PM, PatOngo said: I asked it! I can't be bothered with the whole joke, but anyway eventually, the farmer says, "I can't go through with the deal; it's all a fraud. The dog can't sing. The horse is a ventriloquist" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anon537687643 Posted March 16, 2018 Share Posted March 16, 2018 When the only reason you stay is because actually you don’t really have any Other Options Sent from my iPhone using Thaivisa Connect Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transam Posted March 17, 2018 Share Posted March 17, 2018 When everything becomes clear... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genmai Posted March 17, 2018 Share Posted March 17, 2018 When you actually eat more farang food than Thai food because you've realised that no matter how good the Som Tum is it's not worth spending an hour on the toilet crapping out your insides every time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transam Posted March 30, 2018 Share Posted March 30, 2018 When you go to a party, eat the grub then get up and go home.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAKAPALITA Posted March 31, 2018 Share Posted March 31, 2018 When you dont go to any Thai Social events like me.Cant stand em, too much noise.!!.Sent from my iPhone using Thaivisa Connect Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kickstart Posted March 31, 2018 Share Posted March 31, 2018 When you see a film of a motor accident on the news and use the last 3 digits of the number plate to play the underground lottery . Or, Your make a cup of coffee and only fill the cup half full . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siamcrut Posted March 31, 2018 Share Posted March 31, 2018 When you drink Lao Khao and smoke SMS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kickstart Posted April 1, 2018 Share Posted April 1, 2018 23 hours ago, siamcrut said: When you drink Lao Khao and smoke SMS. At 8 .30am Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kickstart Posted April 1, 2018 Share Posted April 1, 2018 When you see 4-5 people on a motorbike. See a pick up well over loaded ,or a wide/high load. See a dead dog splattered on the road. And you do not bat an eyelid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siamcrut Posted April 1, 2018 Share Posted April 1, 2018 When you do drink your beer with a straw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chickenslegs Posted April 1, 2018 Share Posted April 1, 2018 When you think a lass with 34C boobs is well endowed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siamcrut Posted April 1, 2018 Share Posted April 1, 2018 When you start watching Thai soaps and enjoying them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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