PatOngo Posted March 1, 2018 Author Share Posted March 1, 2018 .....your good friend lends you his best, most expensive watches then dies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Deerhunter Posted March 1, 2018 Share Posted March 1, 2018 Or: You realize that you were NEVER actually in the SAS when you were a younger man, despite telling everyone who would listen, (for the last 20 years), that you were. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Deerhunter Posted March 1, 2018 Share Posted March 1, 2018 4 hours ago, HAKAPALITA said: When you think a Thai Ford is nice Sent from my iPhone using Thaivisa Connect Damn!!! Aren't they? P.S. Wanna see my 10 year old Yamaha scooter? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyFriend You Posted March 1, 2018 Share Posted March 1, 2018 You eat your fried rice with a spoon, salad with chopsticks, and hold your fork in your left hand and not use it for anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catman20 Posted March 1, 2018 Share Posted March 1, 2018 11 hours ago, Gecko123 said: sounds like a loving relationship Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catman20 Posted March 1, 2018 Share Posted March 1, 2018 when you start having kids in your 60s or when you think your girls is with you cos your a handsome man or that she really dose love you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bangkokazy Posted March 1, 2018 Share Posted March 1, 2018 You know you've been in Thailand too long. When you behave like a Thai Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chicowoodduck Posted March 1, 2018 Share Posted March 1, 2018 ??????? Ho hum.....another bored TV member who got off the piss for a day......geez.....? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatOngo Posted March 2, 2018 Author Share Posted March 2, 2018 .....when you believe that kissing a toad is luckeeeeee! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatOngo Posted March 2, 2018 Author Share Posted March 2, 2018 ....when you're afraid to leave home without wearing an amulet around your neck with the 3 top buttons of your shirt undone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Dwyer Posted March 2, 2018 Share Posted March 2, 2018 When you are angry with yourself for not showing your Big C Clubcard at checkout for that 45 baht bottle of milk ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Dwyer Posted March 2, 2018 Share Posted March 2, 2018 When your gf/wife asks you for 2 “ lucky “ numbers for the lottery and you seriously give it some thought rather than picking two out of thin air ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAKAPALITA Posted March 2, 2018 Share Posted March 2, 2018 When you know what a Big C Clubcard is. 26 years n i dont.! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justfine Posted March 2, 2018 Share Posted March 2, 2018 1 hour ago, HAKAPALITA said: When you know what a Big C Clubcard is. 26 years n i dont.! All big shops have loyalty cards. Spend $1000 and get $10 or whatever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAKAPALITA Posted March 2, 2018 Share Posted March 2, 2018 Wife does Shopin, i do Cars n Beer.! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Dwyer Posted March 2, 2018 Share Posted March 2, 2018 When you become oblivious to the hot wax dropping on your feet whilst doing the 3 times round the Buddha thingy !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beats56 Posted March 2, 2018 Share Posted March 2, 2018 When house geckos don't startle you anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transam Posted March 2, 2018 Share Posted March 2, 2018 27 minutes ago, Andrew Dwyer said: When you become oblivious to the hot wax dropping on your feet whilst doing the 3 times round the Buddha thingy !! Or you actually want to go.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAKAPALITA Posted March 2, 2018 Share Posted March 2, 2018 You only go if er in doors says the Boss Monk aint banned Beer.[emoji481][emoji481]Sent from my iPhone using Thaivisa Connect Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whaleboneman Posted March 2, 2018 Share Posted March 2, 2018 19 hours ago, Gecko123 said: When you start telling yourself the ants have as much right to live in your house as you do. and you don't mind eating them when they get in your food Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transam Posted March 2, 2018 Share Posted March 2, 2018 When driving on the right is OK... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transam Posted March 2, 2018 Share Posted March 2, 2018 When you signal to turn right and turn left... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transam Posted March 2, 2018 Share Posted March 2, 2018 When you park up blocking folk and leave the hand brake off for grannie to push it out of her way... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thecyclist Posted March 2, 2018 Share Posted March 2, 2018 19 hours ago, Elkski said: Can someone translate please. How long does it take to go from 1 pepper som Tom to 10? Why go hotter? Farang birdshit, farang waterbuffalo(or very stupid farang, which right after rich is the most widely held stereotype of farang in Thailand), farang monitor lizard =scum of the earth farang, farang p..ck, For every Thai who actually calls you such a thing, there are a hundred that think it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transam Posted March 2, 2018 Share Posted March 2, 2018 4 minutes ago, thecyclist said: Farang birdshit, farang waterbuffalo(or very stupid farang, which right after rich is the most widely held stereotype of farang in Thailand), farang monitor lizard =scum of the earth farang, farang p..ck, For every Thai who actually calls you such a thing, there are a hundred that think it. Glad we are totally different farangs... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HooHaa Posted March 2, 2018 Share Posted March 2, 2018 you know you have been in thailand too long when you see yet another you know you have been too long in thailand thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transam Posted March 2, 2018 Share Posted March 2, 2018 1 minute ago, HooHaa said: you know you have been in thailand too long when you see yet another you know you have been too long in thailand thread. Try again.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HooHaa Posted March 2, 2018 Share Posted March 2, 2018 18 minutes ago, transam said: Try again.... you know you have been in thailand too long when you are being stalked online by the forum clown. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transam Posted March 2, 2018 Share Posted March 2, 2018 2 minutes ago, HooHaa said: you know you have been in thailand too long when you are being stalked online by the forum clown. ..........Who can spot negativity in seconds.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAKAPALITA Posted March 2, 2018 Share Posted March 2, 2018 When the PC Mods ban u from T.V Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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