3 Jokes

A man walks up to a woman in his office each day, stands very close to her, draws in a large breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice.

After a week of this, she can't stand it any longer, and goes to the supervisor. Without identifying the guy, she tells them what the co-worker does, and that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit against him.

The supervisor is puzzled by this approach, and asks, "What's sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice"?

The woman replies, "It's Keith, the dwarf."

A little boy runs across this farmer who has a truckload of cow manure. The boy asks him what he is going to do with all that cow poop. The farmer tells the little boy, ''I'm taking it home to put on my strawberries.''

The little boy looks up at the farmer and says, ''I don't know where you come from, but where I come from we put cream and sugar on our strawberries.'''

One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a

living.

All the typical answers came up-fireman, mechanic, businessman,

salesman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth.

However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when

the teacher prodded him about his father, he replied, "My father's an exotic

dancer in a gay club and takes off all his clothes in front of other men and

they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he will

go home with some guy and stay with him all night for money."

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other

children to work on some exercises and then took little Justin aside

to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?" ?"No," the boy said,

"He works for the Democratic National Committee and is helping to

get Hillary Clinton to be our next President, but I was too embarrassed

to say that in front of the other kids.