2 Jokes For A Thursday: Brighten Your Day...............

[libya 115]

Did you hear about the psychiatrist who kept his wife under the bed?

He thought she was a little potty!

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Man: Doctor, me leg keeps talking to me.

Doc: Don't be so ridiculous!

Leg: "Lend us a fiver"

Man: Told ya!

Leg: "Give me a tenner"

Doc: My God!

Leg: "Eh Doc, can you spare 20 quid?"

Doc: I know your problem. Your leg's broke!

[Robski]

Thanks for injecting some well needed humour back into the Jamesyboy forum.