Viagra growing on trees! Mayor advises erection of fences to protect valuable crop

[fakename]

So the mayor is advises the ERECTION of fences, I think he is a bit confused.

[Dave67]

Must be an aphrodisiac he has his nuts in his hand in the picture

[overherebc]

1 hour ago, InfinityandBeyond said:

The good general should have vast experience in "standing at attention."

 

He has been "hard on" his opponenents, "hammered away" at the press, and committed several PR "boners."

 

As well, " ramrodding" Art. 44 through with "stiff" penalties attached has really given Thai people the "shaft."  

 

Despite this, he has "stood tall" against "mounting" pressure to call a "general erection." 

 

Do you have any hard evidence that can stand up to scrutiny?

[observer90210]

I also find it hard  (the story).......to believe !!

Edited May 13, 2018 by observer90210

[InfinityandBeyond]

10 minutes ago, overherebc said:

Do you have any hard evidence that can stand up to scrutiny?

Unfortunately, my fact checking dept is "impotent" with regards to producing "solid" evidence. The "upstanding" general is ruling with an "iron rod" and they could face undue "hard" ships should they "prick" him "rock hard" truths. At this point, they don't want to "blow their wad" until there is a "happy ending" guaranteed for all. 

[KiChakayan]

On 4/25/2018 at 9:29 AM, Artisi said:

Was the erection (of fences) purposely used or just a mistake? 

A mistake probably as fences grow by themselves under the trees..

[overherebc]

25 minutes ago, InfinityandBeyond said:

Unfortunately, my fact checking dept is "impotent" with regards to producing "solid" evidence. The "upstanding" general is ruling with an "iron rod" and they could face undue "hard" ships should they "prick" him "rock hard" truths. At this point, they don't want to "blow their wad" until there is a "happy ending" guaranteed for all. 

Seems your system is wilting. Any hint of hard evidence should be grabbed at once and acted on. Pointing out the possibility of forth coming hard evidence to your wife means an extra pair of hands to ensure all the points are examined closely and can lead to a successful conclusion.

Strike when the iron is hot.

[InfinityandBeyond]

14 minutes ago, overherebc said:

Seems your system is wilting. Any hint of hard evidence should be grabbed at once and acted on. Pointing out the possibility of forth coming hard evidence to your wife means an extra pair of hands to ensure all the points are examined closely and can lead to a successful conclusion.

Strike when the iron is hot.

One should not wait for the iron to be hot before striking; rather make the iron hot by striking -  (attributed to various authors and in various forms over the ages but most recently to W.B. Yeats).  Though, without getting <deleted> claw. 

That being said, will give my wife the "heads up" before retiring my "stallion" to her "stable." Sans nuts from Sukhothai (both human and those that grow on trees).