ostyan Posted April 25, 2018 Share Posted April 25, 2018 I was travelling to my hometown from BKK. Bought my ticket and I sat on my place. The train is full, no free seats. Everything is ok, I am ready for the 12-13 hours journey. Suddenly my neighbouring seat is occupied by an absolutely strange guy. He was not alone, but his accompanied persons we sitting far. I gave the other look at this guy and it was obvious that he is a mentally ill chap. After a minute the train started he tried to approach to my leg. It was clear he is a gay. He wanted to touch my leg, or whatever, I did not ask. I swapped his hands several times but was in vain. He wanted to convince me but I am a conservative guy, I like real girls only. Later his action became more aggressive and I was in front of the question what to do. If I hit him, not a big bow how I am about 30 kg heavier and not fatter, but I can spend all my day at a police station desperately explaining my situation to an officer, who speaks the local language, if any. Moreover, the rest of the train was full of Thai passengers. GooI did not want to make news in the Khaosod that a farang made scuffle on a train, but I did not want to have any connection with this guy either because he is not she. No train assistant around, and if any she is a girl. His company disappeared. So what would you have done if you had been me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post NanLaew Posted April 25, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted April 25, 2018 Traveled by airplane instead. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simon43 Posted April 25, 2018 Share Posted April 25, 2018 Feigned a heart attack and blame the fat gay nutter for stressing you out. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saakura Posted April 25, 2018 Share Posted April 25, 2018 " I gave the other look at this guy and it was obvious that he is a mentally ill chap. After a minute the train started he tried to approach to my leg. It was clear he is a gay." So it is proved that gays are mentally ill??? Nonsense, are you a closet gay by any chance? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rc2702 Posted April 25, 2018 Share Posted April 25, 2018 I would have moved. What did you do for 13 hours? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Thongkorn Posted April 25, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted April 25, 2018 You should have just farted. 1 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FritsSikkink Posted April 25, 2018 Share Posted April 25, 2018 Tell him to keep his hands to himself, if he doesn't listen remove him from the seat. "No train assistant around, and if any she is a girl." I thought you liked girls, why didn't you ask her to help you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post ostyan Posted April 26, 2018 Author Popular Post Share Posted April 26, 2018 11 hours ago, saakura said: " I gave the other look at this guy and it was obvious that he is a mentally ill chap. After a minute the train started he tried to approach to my leg. It was clear he is a gay." So it is proved that gays are mentally ill??? Nonsense, are you a closet gay by any chance? I did not say that. I said clearly, he was a gay and mentally ill at the same time. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ostyan Posted April 26, 2018 Author Share Posted April 26, 2018 6 hours ago, FritsSikkink said: Tell him to keep his hands to himself, if he doesn't listen remove him from the seat. "No train assistant around, and if any she is a girl." I thought you liked girls, why didn't you ask her to help you? I did. Swapped his hands several times and also told him his action may be dangerous for him. Train assistant was sleeping in the last car, as it is usual. I like girls, I did not want to wake her up. SO... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ostyan Posted April 26, 2018 Author Share Posted April 26, 2018 11 hours ago, Thongkorn said: You should have just farted. The best idea up till now. 55555 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ostyan Posted April 26, 2018 Author Share Posted April 26, 2018 11 hours ago, Rc2702 said: I would have moved. What did you do for 13 hours? The train was full, no empty seat. Unless I ran after the train .......BKK to Hat Yai is a 13 hours journey. No flight tickets we available. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tifino Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 11 hours ago, Thongkorn said: You should have just farted. Which works out well. .. for Stage2... Get up and run for the dunny cubicle - and lock yourself in, with a good book Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ostyan Posted April 26, 2018 Author Share Posted April 26, 2018 8 minutes ago, tifino said: Get up and run for the dunny cubicle - and lock yourself in, with a good book There is no good book make you forget the circumstances in a dunny cubicle on a train in Thailand. 55555 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
electric Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 Maybe act like a total retard .... you know .... like talking aloud to yourself with accompanying muscle spasms and copious amounts of drool dripping onto your lap. If that don't work .... look him in the eyes and apologise that you're HIV+ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cornishcarlos Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 Just go with it... 13 hrs is enough to decide whether you like it or not :) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoutman360 Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 Since his friend got up and left, go and sit in his friend's seat. When his friend comes back, offer your seat to him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ostyan Posted April 26, 2018 Author Share Posted April 26, 2018 1 hour ago, scoutman360 said: Since his friend got up and left, go and sit in his friend's seat. When his friend comes back, offer your seat to him. For what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transam Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 If it were me I would have told the creep to feeerk off... Well most folk normally understand that... If that failed I would start ........that always works... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JLCrab Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 18 minutes ago, transam said: If it were me I would have told the creep to feeerk off... Well most folk normally understand that... If that failed I would start ........that always works... Hey they were just playing with your leg so why would you then want them to violently assault you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ostyan Posted April 26, 2018 Author Share Posted April 26, 2018 (edited) 4 minutes ago, JLCrab said: Hey they were just playing with your leg so why would you then want them to violently assault you? I suppose you know what most of the people have between their legs. I cannot write here, but if you have a doubt ... 555 Just before I am getting wrong, if he had been a girl, I wouldn't have complained. Edited April 26, 2018 by ostyan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JLCrab Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 22 minutes ago, ostyan said: I suppose you know what most of the people have between their legs. <snip> Sure -- coffee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ostyan Posted April 26, 2018 Author Share Posted April 26, 2018 13 minutes ago, JLCrab said: Sure -- coffee. you must be special 555 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAKAPALITA Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 15 minutes ago, JLCrab said: Sure -- coffee. Mo Cy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JLCrab Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 (edited) 7 minutes ago, ostyan said: you must be special 555 Maybe -- but I'll guess you've never heard the guy sing. Edited April 26, 2018 by JLCrab Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InMyShadow Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 Punch him in the balls with every ounce of strength you have 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ostyan Posted April 26, 2018 Author Share Posted April 26, 2018 13 minutes ago, JLCrab said: Maybe -- but I'll guess you've never heard the guy sing. that is my secret weapon to stay alive Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JLCrab Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 1 hour ago, ostyan said: that is my secret weapon to stay alive Great -- so as of 1 hour ago your secret weapon must still be working. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NanLaew Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 8 hours ago, ostyan said: The train was full, no empty seat. Unless I ran after the train .......BKK to Hat Yai is a 13 hours journey. No flight tickets we available. Don't book any long-haul domestic travel in Thailand for 10 days each side of Songkran. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ostyan Posted April 26, 2018 Author Share Posted April 26, 2018 3 hours ago, NanLaew said: Don't book any long-haul domestic travel in Thailand for 10 days each side of Songkran. Good advice unless your visa and work permit force you to do that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StreetCowboy Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 5 hours ago, ostyan said: that is my secret weapon to stay alive Deafness? I SAID “DEAFNESS!” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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