Cops

[Jamesyboi]

The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window.

"I've been waiting all day for you", the policeman said.

The kid replied: "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could."

A truck driver was driving along the freeway. A sign comes up: "Low Bridge Ahead".

Before he knows it, the bridge is right ahead of him, and he gets stuck under it.

Cars are backed up for miles. Finally, a police car pulls up. The cop gets out and walks around to the front of the truck, puts his hands on his hips.

"Got stuck, eh?" asks the cop.

"No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of gas."