A Hot Day In Minnesota.

It was a hot day in Minnesota.

Helga hung out the wash to dry, put a roast in the oven, and then went

downtown to pick up some dry cleaning.

"Gootness, it's hotter dan hel_l today," she mused to herself as she walked

down Main Street.

She passed a tavern and thought , "Vy nodt?"

So she walked in and took a seat at the bar. The bartender walked up and

asked her what she would like to drink.

"Ya know," Helga said, "it is zo hot, I tink I'll have myself a cold beer."

"Anheuser Busch?" the bartender asked.

Helga blushed and replied, "Vell fine, tanks, und how's yur viener?"