Carmen

[Rdrokit]

I attended a party this past weekend.

After checking out all the well-dressed guests at the party, I

spotted an attractive woman (standing alone) across the room.

When I approached and asked her name, She coyly replied...

"Carmen." Trying to maintain some sort of conversation with her,

I responded with "That's a beautiful name, Is it a family name?"

"No," she replied. "I gave it to myself, because it reflects

the things I like most in the world - cars and men."

Then she asked, "What's your name?"

"Golf-tits," I replied.