Carpet Cleaner

A little old lady answered a knock at her door one day, only to be

confronted by a well dressed young man, carrying a vacuum cleaner.

"Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple minutes

Of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered

vacuum cleaners."

"F*** off!" said the old lady. "I haven't got any money" and she proceeded

to close the door.

Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed

it wide open. "Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Not until you have at least

seen my demonstration."

And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse sh*t all over her hallway

carpet. "If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this

horse sh*t from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder."

"Well," she said, "I hope you've got a f***ing good appetite, because

the electricity was cut off this morning!!!!!!!!!!