In A Plane

[Who, me ?]

A Priest was seated next to an Australian on a flight to Sydney.

After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.

The Australian asked for a Aussie rum and Coke, which was brought and

placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the priest if he

would like a drink.

He replied in disgust "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores

than let liquor touch my lips."

The Australian then handed his drink back to the attendant and said

"Me too. I didn't know we had a choice."